At this point in time, I have made 400 comics since registering. So I will celebrate by torturing all of you with my lousy comics! ^_^

OMG!!! I MAED DIS COMIX ALL BYE MYSELF FOR BCC 1!!!!11 by NooniePuuBunny 5-24-04

I'''M GNNA HIT J00 WIT MY B8IG STICK!!!11 NUH UH! i AM GONNA SHOVE THIS AIRPLANE UP J00R SMELLY CHICKEN A$$! YAH! SHOVE THE AIRPLANE UP HIS ASS!!!!11 TURN IT SIDEWAYS, UNKLE TOOTHGNIP!112!! OMG! J00 SHOVED THE PLANE UP MY A$$!!!11 NOW WERE ARE WE GOING 2 STAND NOW?! FUCK!

Countdown to 400 by NooniePuuBunny 5-25-04

I accidentally walked into the Ladies room at the gas station, got sprayed in the face with mace, tripped over an entire display of soda, slipped and fell on a police officer and got thrown in here... Could this day possibly get any worse?!! You've got a pretty ass. Bend over!

OMG!!! Bad K0mik maed 4 nuhmber 399!!! by NooniePuuBunny 5-26-04

Hello! I am HITLER'S ASS! ...and I am a sorrowful stick man thing with a box for a body! People feed HITLER stuff to eat, and I SHIT OUT everything! I feel like shit! Of course you do! You came out of ME! GOD! PUT AN END TO MY LIFE NOW!!!

Comic Number 400: Woo Hoo! Lets Celebrate! by NooniePuuBunny 5-26-04

OMG! Its Noonie's 400th comic and no one told me?! We should do something nice for her. Big fat whoop. But! She is the author of our comic. The one who pays us. And I'll tell her you didn't care. Fine fine. We'll throw a weenie roast for her... ... ...Meaning you don't tell her jack diddly or I'll set your oversized crotch on fire!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

YAY

Congratulations!

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Blue is the color of victory.

I made up a poem for this occasion.

La, la, la
It's your 400th comic
At least five or six of them
Didn't make me vomick

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Tee hee, silly biped
Your rhyming scheme
As much as you try it
Isn't a scream

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Blue is the color of victory.

I hated your poem
It was so dumb
You're a crumb bum
Dum diddly dum.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh dear, your nasty burn
It hit me like a truck
Or least it would have
Had I given a darn

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Blue is the color of victory.

Wind flows through the trees
A frog jumps into the pond
Splash! Sounds like dinner.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

There is now a film:
Anus Magillicutty
Aint' that great, Charlie?

A rock...a stream...a tree.

-- Maya Angelou

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Eat those with a side of Brie.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Eat those with a side of Brie,
The milk you get for free.
Extras fie dollahs
Involving some collahs
and that what you get from me.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I once knew a girl from Asia
Who always tried to raise ya
Sucky sucky, five dollah?
Make that a bit smallah
Or else I'll have to tase ya.

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Blue is the color of victory.