NOW this will either make you laugh... or cry... or hate me. Introducing... Mr. Sprocker

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 5-28-04

And that is how, I got my wheelchair God damn kids, stupid show and tell day, don't any of the brats do anything fun, ok Tom just switch off and slip into a fantasy! Oh yeah Mr. Sprocker, you like my bikini, why don't you take it off! Oh yeah, this is much better than teaching... And then my Grandma died! That's fantastic!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 5-28-04

Mrs. Painintheass, what brings you here! Mr. Sprocker! It's Mrs. Pantiass, I have just had a pupil complain, you think it's good that her Grandma died! Here comes the "Listen" speech again, who needs to listen anyway, I'll just go into my own world! Mr. Sprocker! You are the best teacher in the whole school, and you deserve a pay rise! I am the best. YEAH! Mr. Sprocker! You are suspended till you applogise to that girl!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 5-28-04

I hate the doctors, all they ever talk is garbage, doctors... pfft.. my imgination is more fun! You know my daughter is drop dead gorgeous like Jessica Simpson, and she has her own nurses uniform! Damn, I wish I could have someone like her, without the having to make a comitment You can, Mr. Sprocker, you can! YOU CAN! I shall have sex with your daughter! Leading to a gangreen infection... Mr. Sprocker! My daughter is 4 years old!

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I liked the 1st one the best . It's a nice angle so keep at it.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I will try keep it! So I made this one...

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 5-28-04

I still hate your guts and everything but I have to tell you this really important thing! A meeting with the ex, is there anything worse, important thing, pah... broke a nail I bet, time to slip away! I love you so much please lets go get married! Oh yeah! And I had a vaginal infection and it probably means that you have syphilis Yes! I will marry you!

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Mr. Sprocker is an excellent character. These comics made me guffaw.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mr. Sprocker is a true hero for us all. And anytime you can work syphilis into a strip you can't go wrong.

Dogs...

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 5-28-04

Yes it's all in hand Mrs. Painintheass, your dog will be fine! It's Pantiass! Well just remember that... Here we go again, time to slip into Tom's world! Forget my dog, Mr. Sprocker! I want you, to take me, take me now! Quick before my husband sees! I will anyday Mrs. Painintheass! It's Pantiass! But you will, that's great, my dog, can't do without his rectal examination!

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I Polished my bike once, with different results....

A Stupid Comicski by possums 5-29-04

Hey, man! I just Polished my bike! Wait... don't you mean you've "pah-lished" your bike? No I've "Poe-lished" it. As in the country. Interesting. Is it a Bikeski now? No, but it has a polka setting. If only it made sausages and had nonsensical jokes told about it.

on an unrelated note, here's a Jew joke.

What's the difference between a German lampshade and a Jew?

Nothing!

*bdum-cshhhh!*

(dead silence)

Well, I liked your comics anyway. They made my anus chuckle, even.

possums, you're unfunnying up FrixFrax's thread.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mr. Sprocker returns! We begin with a old un-posted comic that I found while looking about...

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-01-04

Yes Mr. Nodick, I'm aware Mrs. Painintheass has left you in charge and I'm greatful I'm allowed to teach kindergarden! It's Mr. Nordick! Yes well I can only hope, you behave this time Slip away... slowly! And Mrs. Pantiass is dead and we're making you in charge of the whole school! Woohoo! Mrs. Pantiass is dead! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

And a brand spanking new one!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-24-04

Hey Man, we were just saving the trees... Oh great, a hippie, totally "far out", hahaha, good one Tom who want to listen to all his tree bull anyway, my own world is more fun! Freedom to love, please take my sister! Only problem is her breasts are too big! Oh yeah, this is much better! So it crushed your car and none of us have car insurance That's OK!

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Yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't think you should have made Pantiass die, so she's back just for you.....

Paintintheass Isn't dead! by newportlocal 6-24-04

...don't be so fast to call me dead, Mr. Sproket... It's Sprocker! Here we go again with that paintintheass bitch.....off to la-la land...... I'v got some gerbils i got from the pet store that I want you to use in biology class today. Cool....except that we are studying sex education in biology this week. And the is precisely why I brought them for you, Mr. Sprocket It's fucking SPROKER, Panitintheass! And I think you son will be the first to demonstrate the gerbil thing.....

keep up the good work, I love the concept!

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Jump already....you said you would......

Right... you see. Mrs. Pantisass isn't dead... she is just on Holiday and Mr. Nordick is in charge of the running of the school, however, Mr. Sprocker was dreaming she was dead and he was made in charge of the school then shouted it out to a pupil in the school. In short: Mrs. Pantiass isn't dead...

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And then the pupil told Mrs. Pantiass about it and Mrs. Pantiass got onto Mr. Sprocker about it! Perfect continuity!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't like the fact he stole my Sprocker thing, and made him swear and didn't do it properly :(

Oh well, I;m cool!

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NOT STOLEN........JUST SALUTING IT.....NO INSULT INTENDED.......

*blushing*

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Jump already....you said you would......

Well, those things happen.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Poor Mr. Nordick, Sprocker learns the consequences of his dream world in this 4-part special!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Hey Mr. Nodick, why are we here at such a fancy place? It's Nordick! Well it's just it' really important... I hate important speeches, I don't have to listen to this! I am stupid you are king, king of the world! Your just so great! I know, I feel exacly the same way! Well that's great, I was worried you would say no, but all the guys in the staffroom said you were gay!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Thank you Wendy, for that wonderful talk... oh wait I think I hear a knock at the door! Will I ever see my hamster again? Oh, Mr. Nodick, what brings you to my class? It's Nordick! I was just passing by and thought I'd come see you babes... would you like to come to my place, my bed is nice and warm! I really think the stress is getting to you here, I don't even know what your doing but Mrs. Painintheass is back tomorrow, thankfully Oh your just so modest sometimes!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Hi, Mr. Sprocker! I just want to congradulate you on your relationship with Mr. Nordick! MY WHAT! Oh everyone knows, it's nothing to be ashamed of! Well Mr. Gloop, I can assure you it's not the case! It's Mr. Gloopdowarmshetowarminman ! Whoa!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Mr. Nordick, there has been a mistake! Hey babes, I was just teaching P.E and need a hot shower, care to join me? Look, I think perhaps I wasn't listening at the time we decided to persue a gay relationship, it's just I'm not gay! Oh right, well neither am I... stupid fags! Well, I wouldn't call them stupid! I guess not *tear runs down face* You have to excuse me, I have something in my eye... *runs and cries hysterically*

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Mmm, that was some good Sprocker.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mrs. Pantiass is finally back! Still Sprocker doesn't listen...

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Oh, your back! Yes I am, I would like you to supervise Mr. Nodick's art class! Point noted, fall asleep or she'll just ramble on about her holiday... Sprocker, I just can't do this anymore, it's time you were made in charge of the whole school! I accept! That's good, the rocks are just covered in oil and must be polished up!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Hello, welcome to art class, I will be filling in for Mr. Nodick today, we shall draw a sketch of the skull! Let me get my paper out... Skull Picture by Tom Sprocker Right, that's my drawing! Lets see what you've done! OK, my picture of the skull isn't as good as yours Mr. Sprocker, but I've tried well...

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

That's OK Wendy, just you add your finishing touches and let me see... OK, it's pretty much ready! Skull Picture by Wendy Cross Good try Wendy... but I think mine, is just a bit more advanced than yours! OK...

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Got bored and made this... =/

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Are you sure your ready to come back to work? I'm perfectly fine! That's good! YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKING STOOD ME UP, AND BROKE MY HEART, I WANT YOU TO DIE! Sometimes, Tom, you don't know what to say... this is one of those times... Perfectly fine...

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Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Oh, Mr. Nodick, what brings you here... AGAIN! It's just to tell you Mr. Sprocker I'm going to Africa to help starving children, I shall return in October! Did you know that in Africa... Oh great, he's not going to give me the starving Africians story, is he... pffft... your own world is better So I was just wondering, will you take my house and car and all my money and use it well till I get back? Sure, no problem Great, it's just for a week but you need injections first, I can't wait Mr. Nordick and Sprocker in Africa!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

OK, great, injections done! We also discovered a slight iron problem, you have to inject this needle in your buttox for a week, might need some help! Bye, Mrs. Panintheass, I'll send you a postcard! It's Pantiass! Bye Mr. Sprocker and Nordick! Emergency evacuation! We gotta... jump!

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

Where are we? It kinda looks like... the desert We're stranded! And we never got those rice sacks to the Africians We're stranded out in the desert and all you can think about is rice sacks! Sorry, it's so hot I have to remove my clothes...

Mr. Sprocker by FrixFrax 6-26-04

It's pitch black, I forgot I need my dose of iron, can you do it for me, it has to go in my... buttox area! With pleasure! Oh! It's poking me! Sorry, I just got an erection, now your just going to feel a little prick... I think I already can... There we go... this is day one, I only hope... we make it through the night...

Will Sprocker and Nordick survive... the answer is coming up... in just 4 weeks!

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I hope that Sprocker will change from being a total asshole and return Nordick's love in the end (literally).

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Well, we shall see... it's not very likely! But I'll see what I can do... I have a few possible endings in mind, but I have four weeks to ponder over that. And Sprocker, even if he does return love, will always be an asshole, that's just the way he is!

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I think Mr. Sprocker is the only person in these comics who isn't an asshole. Except maybe for the little girl, but we don't really know much about her.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sadly, Wendy (Little Girl) is just a minor character, there isn't really many hidden depths to her, she's just an average pupil at the school.

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