Charcoal by crabby 5-28-04

Good day maddam, my name is Charles and I am here today to talk to you about the wonders of charcoal. Do you currently own any charcoal ma'am? No, I can't say that I do. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO COOK! HOLY SHIT YOUR HUSBAND WILL DIVORCE YOU IF YOU CAN'T COOK! People just don't appreciate charcoal as much as they should.

Door-to-door charcoal salesman (thanks, crabby) by evil_d 5-28-04

Good day, ma'am. I've got a product to show you that'll change your life. Can you spare a few minutes? Well... sure, I guess so.... Excellent! Now, see this ordinary little stick of charcoal? Shortly.... So when do we get to the part with your magic new household product that can clean this all up? Clean it up? I'm just showing you how great charcoal is!

Charcoal! by crabby 5-28-04

Honey, bad news. It was another tough day at work. Didn't sell a single bag of charcoal. How was your day? I bought a great gas grill on Ebay for eleven dollars. Why? Why do you insist on breaking my heart? The public is naive about the wonders of charcoal now, but I will enlighten them! Charcoal is a dying industry. Theres not a person alive who wants to grill with a fossil fuel. Charcoal is made from trees. Now who's being naive?

These are the funniest charcoal-related comics I've ever read.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have to say I have a newfound appreciation for charcoal. Thank you for enlightening me, crabby!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.