Whose Airline Is It, Anyway -- 1 by biped 5-29-04

Granny, couldn't we afford to go on an airline that has pressurized cabins? No, dear. I'm afraid the old cookie jar doesn't go as far as it used to. Is it really worth all this trouble just to go visit Uncle Ned? Well, he has his heart set on us seeing that new septic tank. What's so great about a new septic tank? It was your Uncle Ned's 63th birthday present. His sister Edna built it herself.

Whose Airline Is It, Anyway -- 2 by biped 5-29-04

We're serving dinner now, ma'am. Would you rather have the Spam cutlet or the Beenie Weenies? Oh...whichever is the least aerodynamic, I suppose. It's awfully windy in here. What about you, baby? Oh...whichever one you think would be the easiest to pook up. What would you like to drink with that, ma'am? Do you have anything with codeine in it?

Whose Airline Is It, Anyway -- 3 by biped 5-29-04

Okay, everyone -- we're going to have a fun little sing-a-long now. Ready? "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..." "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..." "If you're happy and you know how to pilot a passenger jet, and didn't have the Spam cutlet for dinner, clap your hands." Oh, dear.

Whose Airline Is It, Anyway -- 4 by biped 5-29-04

Okay, Granny...now ease off on those flaps just a bit...that's it...good... Oh, my. This is much more complicated than a '57 Buick Skylark. Well, here we are at Uncle Ned's. And if that septic tank doesn't give me a raging hardon, I'm going to fucking strangle him. Now, now...it isn't Ned's fault the airplane crashed into the control tower. Why did Uncle Ned have to die, Granny? He fell into the septic tank, dear. I think he would've wanted it that way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Again you have made a series that made me wonder how many pints of paint thinner a guy can drink before dying.

XD Excellent work my two-legged friend!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Thanks! And the answer to your trivia question is "four."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

THAT IS CORRECT! And here's your prize:

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It didn't have Colin Mochrie in it, but it was still great.

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Blue is the color of victory.

nice

He dubbed the baby's voice.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In that case, it was a masterpiece.

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.