Inspiration Hits Like a Man on Steroids by NooniePuuBunny 6-01-04

OMG OMG OMG!!! We're trapped down here!! Just calm down! At least we didnt get hit by that cave in! Whaddarwe gonna do?! I mean, this small opening couldn't possibly hold enough air for us!! If we keep calm, we should have enough air for a good 7 hours. That'll be enough time for the others to get help. ...But I just farted. We are so fucked.

Inspiration Hits Like a Man on Steroids (2) by NooniePuuBunny 6-01-04

The air is getting stuffy! We need to dig out NOW! Nonsense. We should conserve our energy and wait patiently. Besides, most of those boulders are much too big for even the both of us to move. Did I mention I had fried onions, beans, and broccoli yesterday? DIG! DIG! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU GAS US TO DEATH!

Inspiration Hits Like a Man on Steroids (3) by NooniePuuBunny 6-01-04

I'm getting hungry. There's some canned food in the backpack. On second thought, I don't think it'll be a good idea for me to eat. why not? All thats here is beeny weenies and chili. Oh fuck.

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"The Cave of Putrid Onion Farts" -- didn't you copy that title from "Lord of the Rings"? I could've sworn Frodo had to pass through a cave of putrid onion farts in the second or third one.

Anyway, these were a highly amusing and worthy addition to the saga of the Fellowship of the Ring.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

haha the first one was great, the others were a nice addition.

Noonie, I...I-I think I love you.

Mama won't you be my mama
We'll make a two-backed llama
And create some drama
we'll hunt for Osama
If you'd just be my mama!

But seriously, you have to now go on my favorites. It's getting friggin' cluttered in there, but you're in good company.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Inspiration Hits like a Man on Steroids (4) by NooniePuuBunny 6-05-04

Thank goodness we've managed to dig an airhole. Yes. Now I don't have to smell the horrendous stench of your foul anus anymore. When I was digging I found something else. Really? What? OMG!!!11 GOAT SEXXXXX!!111 Maybe if I close my eyes I'll wake up from this horrid nightmarish existence...

Inspiriation Hits Like a Man on Steroids (5) by NooniePuuBunny 6-05-04

Man am I stuffed. That was the best meal I've had in quite a while. I feel kind of bad though. Isn't this kind of like cannibalism? Don't be silly. I don't think he was even human. Besides, I think its the way he would have wanted to go. How so? Well, he was wearing a shirt that said "Eat Me."

More comics in the series.

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What if he was wearing a shirt that said "Don't eat me"? Would they still have eaten him? What would your punchline have been then?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Then that comic would not have been made. I would have killed him with another fart joke.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.