Coffee and a Cigarette by shank 5-30-04

This coffee is making me want a cigarette..you got a light? Monkey Fuck off my ass?

Coffee and another Cigarette by shank 5-30-04

so, what do you think of my ass? pretty hot eh?

It's a blonde brunette by shank 5-30-04

my head is like, killing me really bad! Really? Run into a wall really fast, it'll cure that right quick. what does that prove? How gullible you really are. really? teehee ok, thanks i'll try it.

Toilet Productions by shank 5-30-04

Where exactly do you get your idea's from? Well, you see...i sit on the toilet annnnd all the sudden i feel an idea pass through my intestines. Then out of no where, it comes out of my anus. Go to hell you sick bastard. *TURNS GOTH* Oh my god, what did i tell you about turning the lights off?

TOOT TOOT by shank 5-30-04

THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP I STUCK A FLUTE IN YOUR PUSSY OH YEAH I REMEMBER THAT HEHEHE DID IT TICKLE OR WHAT? IT WAS ALMOST LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A PENIS PENISES MAKE ME ORGASM TOOT TOOOOOOOT

Free STD with every lay by shank 5-30-04

Ok, so how much is it? There is a wide range of services that each have their own significant price. oh...ok. Uhhh what does that sign say? Free STD with every lay. Oh...so is that like a coupon or something? like buy one lay and get the second free or half off or something? yeah, you could say that.

Prison Bitch by shank 5-30-04

Hey sweety, hows it going? i didnt do nothing, please dont hurt me! Listen here, you are going to turn around and im going to fuck you up that ass, got it? uhhh, errrr, uhhh, i-i-i have uhh AIDS, yeah! Hey, what a coincidence, so do i. NO I LIED OH PLEASE IM SORRY NOOOO

Robototics by shank 5-30-04

Whats wrong? you look fine to me. yeah, from your point of view i do, but they made some seriously flaws when creating me. like what? everything seems to be in working order and all. Thats where you are wrong, LOOK AT ME. IM A MESS!~ holy shit, what the hell happened? and where did your left arm come from? If only i knew...If only i knew :'(

Reality by shank 5-30-04

oh  oh yeah uh huh yeah That tickles I'll be here for you as long as you live.

What is it? by shank 5-30-04

hey hey Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? actually, its a banana Who would have thought.

Lighter by shank 5-29-04

Thanks for the light. No Problem.

Wax on Wax off by shank 6-01-04

You know, you are the right height and i sure could go for a waxing. Then wax off LMAO You know damn well im pinned on keeping my word. I'll wax you when hell freezes over. Fuck, i shouldnt have said anything.

Weapons of Mass Confusion by shank 6-01-04

Tell us where the weapons of mass construction...uhh destruction are or we'll be forced to strip you down and make you guys perform sexual acts on eachother. Or even the facilities with the technology to produce these weapons. NEEEED FIREWOOD

Another random addition.

Monkey and the Squirrel - The Hunt For Nuts by shank 6-01-04

Listen here asshole, stay out of my tree. I SEARCH FOR NUTS No, you see there are no nuts in my tree, Only banana's I SEARCH FOR NUTS Next time you come into my tree, im going to choke you with my tale. NUTS HANG FROM MONKEY, MONKEY NOT IN TREE.

I love insanity and you're good at it. Carry on, my good man.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Thanks

Robototics was comedy indeed. It tickled my funny-bone, while I took it roughly from behind.
When I said 'roughly' I meant 'approximately', I think we were in different rooms at the time it happened.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

More random!@

Possibly the effects of sleepless nights, or lack of alcohol by shank 6-03-04

Im so tired i could eat a horse. Im so anal i could open up like an umbrella. Im so drunk i could fuck you in the ass right about now. Ok, i was ignoring you at first, but as soon as i heard "Im going to fuck you in the ass" i just couldnt resist.

MORE MORE

Interesting Situation by shank 6-03-04

Hi? Hey little man! Can i interest you in something that would interest you? Im not interested. But you havent even seen the merchandise Exactly, so what makes you think i'd be interested in the first place? hmm...Interesting hypothesis.

Snow Happens by shank 6-03-04

NO DONT STOP NOW

Ok, an alternate ending to the last one

Snow Happens #2 by shank 6-05-04

ok, just a little more. god damnit