Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant by Gabu 6-01-04

Hello, can I take your order? Yes. I am robbing this store. But you don't have a gun. Oh no? HANDS UP

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 2 by Gabu 6-01-04

Oh dear, I seem to have left my gun in my other pocket. HANDS UP

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 3 by Gabu 6-01-04

That still isn't a gun. I'm afraid you are mistaken, little lady. It is indeed a gun. No, it's def- YES IT IS

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 4 by Gabu 6-01-04

That's it, I'm getting the manager. I hate you so much.

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 5 by Gabu 6-01-04

Here now, just hand over the money like a good chap and no one will get hurt. You still don't have anything to rob me with. Now, now, missy, we've been over this already.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 6 by Gabu 6-01-04

All right, I did not wish for it to come to this, but you have left me no other option, little lady. BANG! Wha- No, I'm afraid you're dead, and dead people can't talk, you see.

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 7 by Gabu 6-01-04

Right, now that I have dispatched with that sassy ruffian, I shall take my leave. Good riddance. Pardon me, but I just realized that you neglected to ask me if I wanted fries with that.

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 8 by Gabu 6-01-04

You didn't order any food. You need to order something before I can ask that. All right, I would like a hamburger. Would you like fries with that? No. Then why did you have me- HANDS UP

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 9 by Gabu 6-01-04

Aha, you see, I have deftly caught you off guard, my good lady. Whatever. Take the stupid money. You have made a wise decision. And then go away. What! I shan't stand for this rude treatment of customers! I want to see the manager.

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 10 by Gabu 6-01-04

Fine! Fine! I'll get the manager! There's a good chap. ARGH!! Terribly sorry, I had to use the bathroom.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Tyler Robs a Fast Food Restaurant 11 by Gabu 6-01-04

Look, either order some food or go away. Fine, then. I shall gladly take my leave of a place with such a rude hostess. Glad that's over. HANDS UP

With great apologies to biped.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Awesome

i read them as you were making them by the way. Kept me entertained!

Why thank you, good chap.

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Blue is the color of victory.

"A real page-turner!" - Sarah Jessica-Simpson from TV's Sex in the City.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Great stuff. For some reason, number 8 was the best.

I like them. I thought they were funny. Can I have my twenty now?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yah I though number 8 was tres' the best also. I think it was because of the ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ............... ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ............... ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ............... ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ............... ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ............... ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ...............um, ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ............... ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ............... ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ............... ........... .............. ............. ................ .............. ................ ................ ................... ...............timing?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

For some reason, I thought 4 and 10 were the funniest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I wouldn't have a clue why, as I certainly can't see anything that 4 and 10 have in common.

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I liked all of them except for 4. I don't think I got it. These are some of the laugh-out-loud funniest comics I've read in a while.

4 and 10 were homage to (or, if you prefer, a blatant rip-off of) this series by biped.

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Blue is the color of victory.

How about a homaging rip-off?

Yes, that sounds good to me.

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Blue is the color of victory.