Unlike MikeyG, my title has no meaning. I just hoped it would get some attention...

What do people think of this? Don't hold back, can it if you think it sucks. BTW: They are all one strip, not singles.

Pished by TMCG 6-02-04

Now you shee that glash over there? Yep. Now some would say that it'sh half empty! But not me! I'm an optimisht and I shay it'sh half full! No they wouldn't. What do you mean, "No they wouldn't"? I mean- no they wouldn't.

Pished II by TMCG 6-02-04

Yes they would. But not me! I'm an optimisht and I shay it'sh half full! I'd say it was closer to three quarters myself. Three quarters?!? It doesn't matter how much's in it, it'sh about how you see it. Well you see it as half, I see it as three quarters. No! You're not listening, some would shay that it'sh half empty... A quarter empty.

Pished III by TMCG 6-02-04

Alright, some would shay that it's a quarter empty, I say... I say that it'sh a quarter FULL! That doesn't make sense. What do you mean it doesn't make sense?!? Well it can't be a quarter empty and a quarter full, that only makes half a glass. ARGH! You're not listening! Now, some would shay, right, that it's a quarter empty, right? Yep.

Pished IV by TMCG 6-02-04

But not me, right? Yep. I look on the bright side of things, right? Hang on, I'll go and tip some out. ... Hey, look at this, it's empty. There's just a line painted around the glass.

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Hahahahaha, that was awesome. Great stuff.

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Oh, and so as not to disappoint:

I'm so going to get banned for this...

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