Muscle Asshole by possums 6-04-04

Oh... YEAH!!! I just did my 400k! I also lifted about 400 pounds! Better than, YOU, little girly man! I bet I could take twenty blows to the head from a hammer! Would you like to test that theory?

The First Monkey in Space: A Failure by possums 6-04-04

Alright, little buddy. This is team Bronco to Jonko. We're ready to blast off. Monkey! Put your spacesuit back on, please, we need to go. Oh, come on, you little bastard! Get in the fucking ship!

Anal Vomit by possums 6-04-04

OH ARE U REDY FOR MAH ANALE BARFE?! I THINK SO!!!! OH ASS VOMITTE!!!!! DID U LIEK DAT!? I THINK SO!!!!

The Athiest and the Donkey by possums 6-04-04

I think I love you... There is nothing you could do or be to make me feel differently about you... AHA!!! IT IS ME!!! JESUS!!!

That is possibly some of the best shit you have pulled out of your ass, possums! XD Splendid.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Good stuff

The last panel of the last comic had me rolling on the floor. Good job!

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Blue is the color of victory.

Shame it's not an original one... :(

I'm glad you liked these, kids. I think Anal Vomit might be the one comic I had a whole shitload of fun making.

Deaf People Should Not Keep Journals by possums 6-05-04

Dear Diary... Right now I am at a party. It's not very interesting, so I'm writing in my journal. Anyone for sex?

So... just out of curiousity.. what are your guys' favorites of mine? Out of all the bunch, not just these five.

Holly McHonesty Gives a Eulogy at Reagan's Funeral by possums 6-05-04

Uh... hi... I'm Holly McHonesty. I'm here to give a eulogy for the late president. Oh fuck.... He was... um... a poor man's Ike Eisenhower.