Tyler and Bob: iwillshankyou, sh4nk style by shank 6-04-04

Hey bob... What? what do you do when you see iwillshankyou running down the street naked? uhh run the opposite way? no...*shakes fist* i dont know, maybe its just my assumption, but are you gay?

No money, No Honey by shank 6-04-04

SHOW ME THE HONEY Hey baby SHOW ME THE MONEY I AINT GOT NO MONEY, BITCH

You're going to hell by shank 6-04-04

I love you! I love you too robert lets us never break up we will be together forever and ever and ever... your hands are so soft.

Celebrate the ressurection by shank 6-04-04

I discovered my old account name was "sh4nk". Lets celebrate! Sooo, how about that huh? What? Is there someone behind me?

Time well wasted: While being wasted by shank 6-04-04

mmm yeah thats some potent weed DAD, close the door, you're killing the hotbox! Whoopsie doodle, sorry son.

Fun with Real Convo's #1 by shank 6-04-04

soooooo "sorry lol im talking to jimbob...and yeh he kinda thinks his ex is preg" sweet "uh no...lol i feel really really bad for him" sweet, tell him i said "how are the kids?"

Fun with Real Convo's #2 End Part 1 by shank 6-04-04

"no way!" soooo whats he naming it "ur so meean!" hey! i wasnt the one that unleashed my fury inside a females vagina "lol he was careful...i think shes bullshitting him for some reason" well if its handicapped, you'll know its his

This post is in bad need of some funniness, so I am taking the initiative to up the funny level.

Approved in minutes! by trevdogg101 6-05-04

You look like you could use some advice! Who the hell are you!? 1-800-BAR-NONE can get you approved for a car loan in minutes! I cant see you! Im blind! Heh heh heh, thats just the kind of customers we need! The kind that cant see how much we rip you off! I will do whatever you say, wise one!

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And that is that

no

haha "how are the kids"

good shit

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Thought i'd add these two

5 Stars! by shank 6-05-04

right on, someone gave me 5 stars :D No they didnt you moron. But there are 5 grey stars! yeah so if i gave you 5 beer bottles with no beer in it, would you have beer? *TURNS GOTH* im going to sleep.

Welcome to elementree. by shank 6-05-04

Thats gross. Hey, you asked. Hey kiddo, what were you two talking about? Space. Oh yeah? Whats was so spacey about your conversation? uranus...

ok, instead of making a new thread like i usually do, i'll post these in here.

It's a burning sensation by shank 6-05-04

im sorry but i cant have sex with you anymore. Why not? everytime i have sex with you, smoke comes out my ears. Well thats a natural occurrence when having sex with a cigarette. Really?!? That's great because im really addicted to you. aww you really light my life up.

Gummer with flavour. by shank 6-05-04

So i was at my house with my girlfriend, and out of no where she was like "It tastes like peanutbutter" So i was like "bitch, shut your damn mouth." Thats it? no....she almost bit my god damn pecker off.

Thieves in the night by shank 6-05-04

lastnight when i was trying to sleep, i heard a noise over by the tv, so i opened my eyes and seen my vcr move towards the door, then it unplugged... It scared the shit out of me, but seeing as how i knew whatever it was couldnt be harmful, i got up and turned on the light. Right then i realized my tv had legs and tried to steal my vcr.

Adventures of Blindy: Typical Day by shank 6-05-04

So what's a typical day for you? hmm...Wake up, get a blow job, run into a few walls, Eat, have sex, sleep some more, wake up, eat, have sex, run into a few more walls, trip over the vaccum cleaner, go to bed and repeat. Interesting, nothing special going on tomorrow? well i was planning on going downtown for the first time while i have been blind. Alright, well you'll need me afterwards so i'll see ya then!

What do you do when strange things happen to you by shank 6-05-04

i was going to get into my car and all the sudden this midget just appeared out from under my car. are you serious? yeah, he told me to watch where i was going. I looked around and just watched him walk off. I then realized my car was parked over the cross walk on the street.

What's for supper by shank 6-05-04

mmm this is a good chicken breast. How would you like if i went around eating human breasts for lunch? I dont think you'll get too far with that. Why not? We're having a full chicken for supper, and guess who's the lucky duck that gets to be the chicken what? you're hav....wait what?

Did anyone ACTUALLY catch on to the first comic i posted in this thread?