These were inspired by DekayingMind's "Everybody Poops: Even Jesus!" comics.

Jesus Takes a Shit by possums 6-06-04

*hnnnn* Ahhh...

Jesus Takes a Shit on Rush Limbaugh by possums 6-06-04

And this Jew comes up to me and he's all "kvetch, kvetch, kvetch, you racist conservative," and I'm like, fuck you! And he's all Jewing me down... *grunt* Those damn kikes are always trying to get sympathy for money! It's a terrible practice! Ahh! Much better!

Jesus Takes a Shit: People Take Notice by possums 6-06-04

...so help me God. In a related story, the second coming of Christ is today, May 6th. Unfortunately, he's just defecating on various things. The Pope has dubbed today "Shittsmas." Here's Tom with the weather.

JTS: The Spirit of Shitsmas by possums 6-06-04

o/ Oh Shitsmas tree, oh Shitsmas tree... I hope you come and shit on me! o/ o/ How lovely are your brownish lights... how smelly are your anal plights? o/ o/ Oh Shitsmas tree, oh Shitsmas tree... I hope you- o/ Santorumta!! Yaaay!! Hoo hoo!

Santorum- the by-product of anal lube and excrement.

More to come!

haha awesome

Nice. I liked them a lot, even if your comics are stuck in last month.

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