XD @ Shank!!!
That's not funny at all. Just stupid.
Unless you've had that conversation...
I once wanted to go snowboarding. Long story short we piled tables and put matresses over them to make a slope (I had a VERY high ceiling).
Next I took the wheels off a skateboard.
Little did I realise that there would be too much friction for a skateboard deck to slide down a mattress.
It an hour and a half to build, and an hour and a half to pull down. All for 8 seconds of failure.
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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.