Well, recently I've been working my way up to my 500th comic. All day, really. Hell, I got auto-banned for about an hour while doing it. So here are the 20 or so comics leading up to #500. Some are really good. Others are really fuckin' stupid.

Fuck? by possums 6-07-04

Rappe isn ot funy. Un less ou arr rapping a clown! *honk*

Now It's an Artform by possums 6-07-04

The Spirit of Shitsmas II by possums 6-07-04

Well, little Sally, what do YOU want for Shitsmass? I would like dysentary please. ONE CLEVELAND STEAMER COMING RIGHT UP!!! Yaaaay! I love making children happy.

That's part of the Jesus Takes a Shit Series. Please refer to the JTaS thread for refference.

Shitsmas: The Confession by possums 6-07-04

Father, I got shit on by Jesus earlier today. I think I got off on it. Is that a sin? Hmm.... Father, PLEASE stop beating off. Dammit.

This too.

Shitsmas: The FBI Agent With Bad Slang Returns by possums 6-07-04

Alright you hipster scallywag! Your dip-diddling poster plans are gonna feel the shank of my rank! What?

Hell by possums 6-07-04

helo, wat is thiss?!????? HELLO, MISTAH FUCK! IS YOU THE MADDEST RAPPIST?!?! i thinck so Welcome to hell. Here's your accordian. we shuld al go to a we shuld all go 2 ah paaaaartaaay GNEHEHEHEEE I LOVE BEEF?!?! WHERE IS THE BEEF!@!!! SHOW ME WHERE IS THE BEEFS BE!!!!!

The last line, "Welcome to Hell, here's your accordian," is a Gary Larson line. Duh.

I eat little cunts like you for aperetifs. by possums 6-07-04

France is on the moon. JE VOUDRAIS TO EAT YOU AAAHHHHH!! ZOOT ALLORE!!! CHOMP And they call him Issei Sagawa. NOW I WILL MASTURBATE WITH YOUR HAND

Hell by possums 6-07-04

helo, wat is thiss?!????? HELLO, MISTAH FUCK! IS YOU THE MADDEST RAPPIST?!?! i thinck so Welcome to hell. Here's your accordian. we shuld al go to a we shuld all go 2 ah paaaaartaaay GNEHEHEHEEE I LOVE BEEF?!?! WHERE IS THE BEEF!@!!! SHOW ME WHERE IS THE BEEFS BE!!!!!

The last line, "Welcome to Hell, here's your accordian," is a Gary Larson line. Duh.

I eat little cunts like you for aperetifs. by possums 6-07-04

France is on the moon. JE VOUDRAIS TO EAT YOU AAAHHHHH!! ZOOT ALLORE!!! CHOMP And they call him Issei Sagawa. NOW I WILL MASTURBATE WITH YOUR HAND

Hitler Live: A Cooking Show by possums 6-07-04

Hallo! Velcome to Hitlah Live! Vere ve cookin' da pie. JEW PIE.

Hitler Live 2 by possums 6-07-04

Alright, you'll notice as I throw these potatoes, straight from Israel, into the pan, they scream. Ahhh! Ahh, this reminds me of the old days of the gestapo. Scream for me, my little potatoes! MESHUGENAH!!! No, really, I'm not a Nazi. I'm serious. I don't really hate Schindler's List, it's just... ah forget it. HAHAHAHA AHHH

Hitler Live 3 by possums 6-07-04

Now for the tomatoes. Ve'll kick it up a notch... a Notchzi! Terrible humor! Oy! BAM!!! AAHHH!! Emeril Lagassi, you fucking dago, eat your heart out.

Hitler Live 4 by possums 6-07-04

First you take-a da fire... Den you take-a der Joos... Yeah, I know he wasn't Swedish. Gimme a fuckin' break, you humorless cuntmaggot. A Holocaust! Vork, vork, vork!

This was about the time the auto-ban took its dreaded revenge.

It's STILL An Artform by possums 6-07-04

Slasher Physics by possums 6-07-04

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! HERE'S A LOLIPOP!!! AAAHHH!!!! What the fuck are you talking about?

Believe it or not, that was going to be an entry to the new CC. Now, I'm not so sure.

The Caucasian Blender Machine by possums 6-07-04

Fangs! Fangs! Fangs! Burritos... Nutritious? She has a HUGE rack! I have a HUGE rack! I'm so sexy, especially MY ASS I'm gonna touch YOUR ASS

Yo! by possums 6-07-04

CONFORM  YO   YO  JOIN  YO   YO  THE WIGGER ARMY  YO   YO

Very Stupid by possums 6-07-04

Hijacking a plane? Yep.

500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by possums 6-07-04

WE HAS REACHED 500 COMICS. WE MUST HAVE TIME TO REFLECT. BACON!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A HOMOSEXUAL!!!

I need to go lie down.

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