I have made three comics. These are they.

This Is Not A Horrible Comic Strip by jamesallen 6-06-04

My image has been stolen from Penny Arcade. I am clip art. Now I am a squirrel. We are underwater. Who will end our meaningless existence in copyright limbo? God bless America.

Gay. by jamesallen 6-06-04

I am a dog on a ball. I am also a homosexual. You are going to hell because you are a homosexual, but not because you are a dog on a ball. Why do you persecute me on the basis of aspects of myself that I cannot change? I apologise. I appreciate your ability as a homosexual to dance. Let us party.

Perilous Existence by jamesallen 6-07-04

Greetings. I am the entity known as asiangirl1. Likewise, I am the entity known as asiangirl2. Let us engage in friendship. However, though I appear to be asiangirl1 merely turned around, I am now an entirely different entity known as asiangirl1-2. Woe! What has become of my friend? Fear not! That usurping fiend, asiangirl1-2, has returned to the oblivion that spawned her. It is I, asiangirl1. Thank God!

If you do not like them, it is because you have a tiny intellect. It is likely that you have a tiny penis, also.

:D

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Gay. by jamesallen 6-06-04

I am a dog on a ball. I am also a homosexual. You are going to hell because you are a homosexual, but not because you are a dog on a ball. Why do you persecute me on the basis of aspects of myself that I cannot change? I apologise. I appreciate your ability as a homosexual to dance. Let us party.

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I am happy that you liked my comic.

Then you compared it to a shitty comic and said they were similar. It made me cry.

:'(

It also made Jesus cry.

0:'(

He's such a pussy.

fuck you, that's the greatest comic ever written. Fuck's style is SUPPOSED to be like that. Just read the rest of them, they're the best on the site.

I say it's always good to expose kids to fuck while they're still young. Eww.

Sorry, sir, but those comics aren't funny. They're dumb. They're like that kid in the class who sits there and makes jokes all the time but no one ever laughs at them but he never realizes it. Except fuck can't spell.

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you n00bs really ARE stupid. jesus. I'm reporting this to boinky. then you'll be sorry.

I gotta say, these are pretty lame...

Just my opinion, but I tend to like 'em with actual recurring characters...

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See, that's the think. Fuck can spell. He does the speech impediment (if you want to call it that) on purpose. It's hilarity at it's highest, and it makes fun of idiots like you! Except for Branddobbe. He speaks better French than I do and I lived in Marseilles for the first two years of my life.

Dammit, now I gotta go look at Fuck's too... It's no wonder I don't have a life.

Wait, no, that's because I'm a computer geek. MY bad.

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It may be, then, that we merely have different tastes in humour, and can agree to respectfully disagree.

Or maybe that comic is a puddle of shit forged from pure retarded, starring a monster with a digital speech impediment that rapes little girls.

One or the other!

Or both!

P.S. I don't know this "fuck" guy, so maybe he's super-keen, walks cats for the homeless, and has 3000 Buddha Points. So nothin' 'gainst him. I just don't really find his comic funny. I don't really care who does, or, for that matter, who likes mine. Three cheers for apathy!

It was kinda cool to see how quickly a thread on a make-your-own-comic-strip message board could devolve, though.

P.P.S. Recurring characters are the tool of the capitalist plutocrat to keep the good-worker-man under his shiny, expensive heel.

P.P.P.S. You have a tiny, tiny penis. Yes, you.

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It may be, then, that we merely have different tastes in humour, and can agree to respectfully disagree.

Or maybe that comic is a puddle of shit forged from pure retarded, starring a monster with a digital speech impediment that rapes little girls.

One or the other!

Or both!

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Buddha Points. Classic.

Fuck's comics are an acquired taste. One day you kids are going to wake up, look in the mirror, and realize in horror that you actually get fuck's comics. And also that you're growing up to be just like your parents.

Unfortunately, I don't think the same thing will happen with jamesallen's comics. The appeal of "Look at us being aware that we're clip art" strips wore out for me a long time ago. You seem to have a grasp of the language and a fair sense of humor, James, so I'd say try a different direction and see how it works out.

Regarding the first strip: the Penny Arcade art, like most of the art on this site, was donated by the creator and is used with permission.

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