The Absent-Minded Cow -- 1 by biped 6-14-04

WELCOME TO FATTY FAT'S FAST FOOD FARM! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? But... you're a cow! Why in the world is a cow working in a fast food place? I'm sorry...what did you say?

The Absent-Minded Cow -- 2 by biped 6-14-04

WELCOME TO FATTY FAT'S FAST FOOD FARM! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Well...I'm rather uncomforable ordering ground beef products from a cow, but... ...I'd be happy to hear what you want for Christmas, little boy! OH, BOY! I WANT A CATCHER'S MITT AND A TRAIN SET!

The Absent-Minded Cow -- 3 by biped 6-14-04

WELCOME TO FATTY FAT'S FAST FOOD FARM! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Yeah, I'm really hungry, so I want a big, juicy... ...throbbing, rock-hard cow pecker rammed up my butt! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU WEIRDO! I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!

The Absent-Minded Cow -- 4 by biped 6-14-04

WELCOME TO FATTY FAT'S FAST FOOD FARM! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Yeah, gimme three colossal, super-sized, double-decker... I'm hungry, Mommy. Can I suck your teats? Huh?

The Absent-Minded Cow -- 5 by biped 6-14-04

WELCOME TO FATTY FAT'S FAST FOOD FARM! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I'd like something "lite." Perhaps a salad, or... ...YOUR GROUND-UP CORPSE DRENCHED IN THE RICH GRAVY OF YOUR OWN HOT, DRIPPING GORE!!! ...oh, and don't forget the croutons.

[Click to view comic: 'The Absent-Minded Cow -- 6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WOW FANTASTIC I WOULDNT CHANGE A THING. I bow to your comic greatness.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Cool! I love it when people do that.

Here's the sixth one I absent-mindedly left off.

The Absent-Minded Cow -- 6 by biped 6-14-04

WELCOME TO FATTY FAT'S FAST FOOD FARM! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? This establishment has displayed a flagrant disregard for civil ordinance. You will be severely penalized to the full extent... My god, you're beautiful. Meet me at my place. Seven-ish.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hahahahahaha, what a silly cow.

Let's hear what our judges thought:

killa_dbz236378: rofl
cUtIe_gUrL5723: lol ;p
xXxXxX_hXc_thuggin_XxXxXx: yo u fukin n00b fuk u ima put a boot up ur as n kil u i fukin h8 u

Congratulations!

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Blue is the color of victory.

That last judge was mean. I hope his pants fall down at the zoo and a baboon bites his weiner.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It would be funnier if a water buffalo bit the last judge's little sparky rather than a baboon.

That series was seriously hilarious.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

God these are seriously funny.

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I'd like something "lite." Perhaps a salad, or...
...YOUR GROUND-UP CORPSE DRENCHED IN THE RICH GRAVY OF YOUR OWN HOT, DRIPPING GORE!!!

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Your wonderful comments have caused me to have to go pee pee!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I told you to see the doctor about that little problem.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.