Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 1 by biped 6-15-04

Gee, I sure hope I don't have another one of those awful nightmares tonight. Wha -- oh, no! A nightmare! I sure hope nothing scary happens! Son, your mother and I are concerned about your abnormally frequent masturbation, so we're sending you to military school. YAAAAA!!!!!!

Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 2 by biped 6-15-04

Huh? Now I'm in the middle of the ocean! Oh well, I guess nothing scary can happen here... OH, NO! A SHARK! Mmm! Dinnertime! I'll try reverse-psychology on him! EAT ME, SHARK! PLEASE, EAT ME! NO! NOT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY! HEELLPP!!! HEEELLLLPP!!!

Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 3 by biped 6-15-04

Welcome to the funeral. I hope you're bearing up well under your terrible burden of grief. Funeral? Who died? We had the deceased stuffed and mounted in his underwear, as per his last request. Follow me. NO!!! OMIGOD!!! NOOOO!!!!!

Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 4 by biped 6-15-04

Well, I guess this isn't so bad. I'm in school, and -- OH, NO!!! I'M STILL IN MY UNDERWEAR!!! Class, it's time now for the big, scary final exam that will decide your grade for the entire year. FINAL EXAM? BUT I DIDN'T STUDY FOR IT! HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE? YAAAAA!!!!! RAAAAAR!!!!!!

Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 5 by biped 6-15-04

WHEW! I'm back in my bedroom! That awful nightmare is finally over! YAAAAAA!!!!! RAAAAAAAR!!!!!! Crap! I forgot about the trick ending!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

awesome

That was crap-tacular, my friend.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

9 out of 10 dinosaur-morphing teachers approve!

(the other one got eaten)

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Blue is the color of victory.

I'm glad he was stuffed in his underwear instead of stuffing his underwear.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

MMMMMMMMMMMM

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Son, your mother and I are concerned about your abnormally frequent masturbation, so we're sending you to military school.

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I'm glad he would be stuffed in his underwear for his funeral than stuffing his underwear for military school.

He probably would like to stuff his underwear for his funeral.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.