Based on a true story, except the parts I made up. by NooniePuuBunny 6-15-04

That onion looks like its stoned! I was going for a bored garlic, but that'll do. It looks like a stoned onion. Well, if you smelled like onion all the time, how do you think you would you look? Probably stoned.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

i like it

I like onions

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like it as well.

i like onions too