I'm rather proud of most of them, but would really like to know if anybody reads them, and if those who read them like them. So, if anyone has time, take a gander, and tell me what you think.

Downsizing by BadlyDrawnBoy 6-15-04

Assistant-Boy, take a letter. A-oK. Dear Assistant-Boy: Due to your poor work and lack of intelligence, you will be fired from BadlyDrawnBoysoley for the purpose of my wanting to put a foosball table where your desk is. End Letter. Mmm hmm...yeah... Okay, is Assistant-Boy one word or two?

I hadn't read any of them before, but I just read a bunch of them now and thought they were pretty good.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I liked 'em. But you've got the same avatar I do! IT'S WAR!!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm glad you guys like them.
I like all feedback, positive or negative.

i only read the one in the thread cuz im too lazy to click on anything. but good shit!!

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And I would like a million dollars. BUT WE CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING WE WANT, NOW CAN WE?!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I liked them a lot. But then again, I'm unemployed ... Never trust the unemployed.

Not too bad at all. Of course, I'm no expert ;-) But keep at it, no reason to quit, you know!