The Intense Car Ad by Gabu 6-16-04

Oh look, it's a nice landscape. Whatever could make this scene better? HOLY SHIT LOOK IT'S A FUCKING CAR!!!!!! IT'S SO FUCKING AWESOME LOOK AT IT

The Intense Car Ad 2 by Gabu 6-16-04

It's going so fast! Nothing can stop this car! What could this car possibly do next? OH MY FUCKING GOD IT JUST WENT AROUND A CORNER!!!!! I JUST PISSED MY FUCKING PANTS HERE

The Intense Car Ad 3 by Gabu 6-16-04

Look at this mountain! It's so awesome that our car is DRIVING ON IT!!! Folks, I honestly think that this cannot get any- wait, what's that!? OH MY FUCKING JESUS ON A STICK HE JUST FUCKING SHIFTED INTO FIFTH GEAR!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT I CREAMED MYSELF

The Intense Car Ad 4 by Gabu 6-16-04

Look at the driver's sunglasses! Look at them! THEY'RE FUCKING AWESOME!! Oh no, there's a turn coming up? What will he do?!? HOLY SHIT HE MOVED THE STEERING WHEEL!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING INTENSE I CANNOT EXPRESS IT IN WORDS

The Intense Car Ad 5 by Gabu 6-16-04

Holy crap, now he's driving THROUGH A CITY!!! FAR OUT!!!!! Oh no! A sharp turn appears! What will our fearless driver do!? OH MY FUCKING HOLY TIRE IRON HE JUST DROVE OFF THE CLIFF AND EXPLODED!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO SWEE- wait a minute.

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Blue is the color of victory.

The Intense Car Ad 6 by Gabu 6-16-04

LOOK IT'S OUR LOGO BUY OUR FUCKING CAR

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Blue is the color of victory.

MEOW!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thats the sum of a car commercial. Nice work Gabu! XD You never cease to amaze me!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You forgot the intense diahhreah.. and the intense unintentional mis-pronounciations!
And misspellings!

Why thank you.

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You forgot the intense diahhreah.. and the intense unintentional mis-pronounciations!
And misspellings!

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OH MY FUZNUCKING INTENSE ROADKILL IN A BLENDER!!!!!!!!! GABU BURNED HIM UP! AND RAN HIM OVER WITH THIS FUZNUCKING AMAZING CAR! TWICE! ::orgasm::

HOLY FUCKING CRUCIFIXION WITH JELLO I SURE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well... it blightin' well shoulda been about me, by crikey.

You know, he's right, Gabu. It should've been.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped- I'm post-op! I'm a girl now!

You're a Glenda? I thought you were a Glen.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Intense Not Car Ad by Gabu 6-18-04

Tonight, on Ripley's Believe it or Not... Is it a man? Is it a woman? Who knows, but here it is: it's Derangon!! Who cares about gender? I'm fucking Australian!

There you are.

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Blue is the color of victory.

"OH MY FUCKING JESUS ON A STICK HE JUST FUCKING SHIFTED INTO FIFTH GEAR!!!!!!!!!!"

Beautiful...

I don't get your one about Derangon though...? I think it's making fun of him/her though, and I'm totally into that.

I actually have no clue what it's supposed to mean, but it sounded funny so I went with it.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Thank you!!!
*Worships this comic and passes it on for generations to come*
You've made this Quing happy.
(Quing= cross between King and Queen.)