New here...check this out, especially veterans at this stuff, and lemme know what u think...

Peggy the Whore Meets Her Savior by newportlocal 6-16-04

You are a sinner, you whore, and you will be damned! ??????? A MOMENT OF CLARITY COMES TO PEGGY... ........ Don't get CROSS with me.....

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Jump already....you said you would......

Pretty silly.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

GROAN!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Is that it?.........

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Jump already....you said you would......

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Every dead linguist in the world is rolling. It's a GRAVE situation.

You are truly a clever comic writer! I've never seen soemthing with such wit! It's beautiful...now let's be serious...

Was the consumption of various drugs the cause of these comic strips?

Trash in the Box has Roaches for Management by newportlocal 6-17-04

Welcome to trash-in-the-box...what is it that we can get for you? The customer is king and the roaches swing! Shit....I dunno. How about a roach fest sand on rye with butt cheese....and a skanky soda. In fact, make it a combo, with curly hair fries. Did you say ROACH? Yeah.....what are you gonna do about it.....?" And make it to go, I can't eat around you buggy-eyed types...... Now you 've done it.....you've angered the management, and that means spit or cum in your sammy....he he he..... Am I dumb or what? I think I'm what.........sigh.....

What has this world come to?

sorry to say....no drugs involved......I'm fuckin' twisted, man!!!!!!

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Jump already....you said you would......

That was nutty!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

the next in what is now an ongoing series of fast food fuck-offs...

Trash in the Box #2 by newportlocal 6-21-04

Welcome to trash-i-the-box. Can I get you something to eat or do you just want to look at me? I'll take a skanky soda and some of those curly hair fries... Can I get you a sammy and we cound make it a combo, sweetie?! Hey, trash fag....lemme slit yer throat and I can make it a "trash-man-in-the-box cross section o' throat sammy combo, and we could be good, no cum or spit, please...... dumb fuck or shit cake......that's a great thought to ponder..... shit cake! shit cake.....! Please, not the dumb fuck thing......!

feel free to contribute to the trash in the box series!

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Jump already....you said you would......

and the third one is born....

Trash in the Box #3 by newportlocal 6-21-04

Welcome to Roach-in-the-box. Can I have your order, please? Our spoecial today is bacon....he he.... This is trash-in-the-box, man! I'm going to site you for impersonating a roach - a - raunt. Just give me the usual, that's all I came for, man. And stop that fucking roach act. Where's your trash can? OK, pig...I'm backin' off. What is your usual, you dick. Ha, I made a joke, you're a DICK! Are you a private DICK? or a puclic DICK? OK hands on the conter and you are under arrest. You had to get smart, you bugg-eyed shit! I just wanted the usual cum, spit and hair burger..... sorry for the mix up, sir. He's new here and doesn't have the usual disrespect for scum sucking pigs like you, dickwad fuckface! Give him a break.... Please, I'm a DICK, like he said. I like the roach fellow and the DICK jokes! I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick.....

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Jump already....you said you would......

I find those are highly amusing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

not again....not again........

Trash in the Box #4 by newportlocal 6-21-04

Welcome to trash-in-the-box. What can I get you, wheelboy? How about a gimp-wich, four eyes? How dare you!!! I want a butt cheek sand with french flies, and a large bile, making it a combo, and make it quick, trash barrel boy! I'm gonna get my manager, bi-circle-footed-shithead. Your food request is being processed..... Shit. Poop. Gouda cheese butthole. Jigga watt. Bomber shcik eater. Just some shit I was thinking. And where is my fuckfood! Can I help you? Oh, it's a blue plakard fuckface in my food joint, red head circular footed butthead! Nice string of names! I've never had so much attention payed to me......fucking great feeling for a gimp!

.........mwaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

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Jump already....you said you would......

and another one!

Trash in the Box #5 by newportlocal 6-21-04

Welcome to trash in the box! May I have your order, you stalion, you! I just wnat a thigh-ham pie and liverwurst gangreen on the sied, and oh, a horsepiss on the rokks! We don't have horse piss, but we dooooo have donkey dick drip fizz. Is that gonna do it fer ya? I hate fukkin donkey dick drip fizz! I want fukkin hoarse pizz! I'm gonna get a new shipment of hoarse meet rite now, gelatin hoofer! my feet are made of jello, my feet are made of jello....

see you at trash in the box.......

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Jump already....you said you would......

well thAT IS A BIT ORIGINAL NOW. NOT VERY MUCH STORY TO IT BUT ITS THE TINIEST BIT FUNNY

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-A~L~E~X- -M~A~I~N~E- Taking Over Belfast

Trash in the Box #6 by newportlocal 6-21-04

Hey, here's one of our commercials! How rad! ...and get a cowpie combo for just 99 cents! That's right, just 99 cents! That takes all the fun out of the decision making process and makes for fatter wallets exiting our store.... ....and you can leave with a fatter wallet! you stupid fucking TV, what do you know? not much, trash can junior! Your wallet will never be fat working for a shit-cooking, fat harvesting, cowpie cookin' joint like this. Read my lips, asshole.....the grill needs cleaning...

yet another in the saga down at the local Trash in the Box.....

enjoy!

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Jump already....you said you would......

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh, baby!

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Jump already....you said you would......

here is another one, and I don't think this is funny at all..... :-(

Crack in the Box #8 by newportlocal 6-22-04

Welcome to trash in the box. May I get you something, video boy?? No, I just cleared round one, and now I am controlling your grill with my joystick! But I am here to give you what we call food.... I am just here to control your grill with my joystick, AND I AM GOING TO BURN THOS FURBURGERS!!!! That's OK, we usually burn what we call food anyway. Go ahead, I don't have to work now! Slacker! last week, I got a raw furburger. You lie, sukkin trash man, you lie!

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Jump already....you said you would......

"I am just here to control your grill with my joystick" is good.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.