FOUR!!!! by Gabu 6-18-04

Are the refreshments for the party on their way? Yes, sir. Twenty crumpets and three pots of tea as you requested. Very good. And five hundred cases of vodka. Couldn't hurt.

THREE!!!!! by Gabu 6-18-04

Noonie! Are the decorations all set up? Yep! And do you know where the decorations came from? They came from- Yeah, the department store. Where else? Never mind.

TWO!!!!!! by Gabu 6-18-04

Biped! Uh... what the hell are you doing? Nothing! I'm not doing anything! Nothing at all! Oh, okay.

ONE!!!!!!! by Gabu 6-18-04

Four! Three. Two... from HITLER'S ASS! Pun! Zero! Who invited you?

HAPPY 100TH!!!!!!!! by Gabu 6-18-04

HAPPY 100TH COMIC!!!! I feel like a changed man. LET'S ALL GET SHITFACED!!!!! The cat approves. I OVERDOSED ON THE DICK CHENEY TRANQUILIZER DARTS!!!!!!!! Of course, some things never change...

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Blue is the color of victory.

That's so cute!!! :) Sad thing is, even though I've been here for like, a week, I got not just one, but TWO jokes in that! TWO!

I am very happy to be a part of the 100th comic celebration. Thank you for inviting me.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

YAYAYYAYAYAYAY!

Gabu is a hero.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

YAYAYYAYAYAYAY!

Gabu is a hero.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

We've still got 378 cases of vodka left.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I will cherish your present of a horny Stormtrooper forever.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I will cherish your present of a horny Stormtrooper forever.

I got plenty more where that came from.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Oh boy!

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Blue is the color of victory.

i have 265, im so awesome.

i just had to:

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE