Captain Chip's Bad Day -- 1 by biped 6-19-04

Welcome to Captain Chip's Super Burger! Can I take your order? Gimme a double fuck burger and a large shit fries, asshole! Welcome to Captain Chip's Super Burger! Can I take your order? I'll have a "super" order of fuck nuggets, a shit shake, and two fried dog testicles, asshole! Welcome to Captain Chip's Super Burger! Can I take your order? Fuck you, asshole!

Captain Chip's Bad Day -- 2 by biped 6-19-04

Why does everyone keep calling me "asshole"? Hey, asshole! Drain that lizard and get back to work! But I own this place! Why does he talk to me like -- er, CAPTAIN CHIP'S SUPER BURGER! CAN I -- Hi, Captain Chip! Gimme an order of Fish Dicks, a Bull Whanger Hot Dog, two bowls of Goat Diahrrea Chili, and a double-swirl Monkey Jizz Sundae sprinkled with Geek Zits! Heh-heh, well at least you didn't call me -- HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!

Captain Chip's Bad Day -- 3 by biped 6-19-04

Who changed all the food names? And why does everyone keep -- Pardon me...I'm ready to order. Oh, hello Father, heh-heh! Welcome to Captain Chip's Super -- I'll have a nice, cold Orange-Ade. Oh, well, that's simple enough! Will there be -- SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME MY FROSTY HORSE PISS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought that was excellent. It's rare for me to laugh but I cannot even say the word "Frosty Horse Piss" without laughing. So keep it up :D

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Thanks! I'll try to say "Frosty Horse Piss" more often.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Frosty horse piss" isn't a word. It's a phrase. Now if you want a word, go to the backgrounds and select-- wait...wrong thread.

Yeah, this is a good thread, so don't splitter up.

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Blue is the color of victory.

That was funny. "Well at least you didnt call me--" "Shut up and give me my fucking frosty horse piss, you fucking asshole!!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FROSTY HORSE PISS!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Cracks me up everytime.

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Is it wrong to laugh?