so yeah. i just made my first comics last night. uh, they are based on my roomy jeremiah.

please disregard my typo in the first one, titled "hedonism", as by "the meands justify the ends", i clearly meant "the ends justify the means".

Hedonism by batFucker 6-19-04

so, yeah, she was really reluctant at first. i mean, my **** was hanging out, pants were down, and she was there on her knees, just kinda looking like she wasn't too thrilled with the whole idea... i wasn't sure what to say, but i really wanted her to go on, i mean, jesus... but yeah, finally she got to work. took me a bit of reassuring though... but, you know, the means justify the ends. yeah, i hear you man. damn good for you though. what'd you finally say to get her to finish? well, i just said, "look grandma, i can turn this car around and go straight back to the old folk's home. is that what you really want?"

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how was the party? damn man. it was nice. i met this girl, and we really hit it off. i snuck her into an upstairs room, and had all her clothes off. man, i'm telling you. she was fucking hot, and i hadn't been laid in over a month, so i was fucking excited as fuck, but yeah, the cops showed up, and we all had to scatter. i usually duct tape their mouth's shut, and make sure to steal their cell phones so they can't call for help first.

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stay cool... stay cool... stay cool... stay cool... that's why i don't let my daughter out on dates anymore. can you believe that? she's only 12 years old for fuck's sake! kids today, you know? stay cool... stay cool... stay cool... stay cool... DAMN!!!! jesus christ, you have a fucking boner, you sick fuck!

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fucking christ that's hot! man... i fucking love long blonde hair... really gets me... oh, and i love that fucking tight white t shirt! jesus, i wish i could rip that flannel off, and run my hands under that tight white t shirt. god i'd love to suck those nipples!

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yeah, it's amazing how much this little guy likes it. he gets to crying, and i just shove it in his mouth, and it shuts him up. he'll just suck away for hours... did i tell you i babysit?

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This is really funny stuff. You're good at this.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

..was a bullfrog

Was a good friend of mine

Never understood a single word he said,

but I sure loved to drink his wine

Joy to the World

All the boys and girls

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea

Joy to you and me!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Sick, just sick.

Would you mind if I put your comics on my website?

BTW, check out redmeat.com if you haven't already, it's right up your alley.

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www.redmeat.com

thanks all. the kind words are appreciated.

redmeat is great stuff. i read some last night for the first time in ages.

anyways, take care all,

anthony.

i also stole that frog you posted bunny. it was just what i've been looking for.

Your comics are great. Bravo.

I must say that the amount of laughter was greater than the amount of stoned-facedness I experienced reading them. Sick as fuck, and really good. Me likey.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That was Funny As Hell Man, Nice One

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-A~L~E~X- -M~A~I~N~E- Taking Over Belfast

You stole a hot frog. ^-^ I stole it from some little kid who named it bob and made it wear pink hot pants.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

frogs should never wear pants.

that bastard.

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frogs should never wear pants.

that bastard.

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i think i know that kid. was he fat?

but yeah, anyone dressing a frog in pants-- especially the tight pink ones-- deserves cancer.