Kurt Russell vs Tha Police by nuclear_burrito 6-21-04

I'm Kurt Russell, I'm cool oooooooooo it is sa man Kuwt Russer (click) (click) Just Then... Fucking Japanese tourists.. (siren) (snort of coke) what's the prob piggy? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for 2 reasons, your movies suck and I backed into your car.

If this sux, (which I'm sure it does) tell me how i couldve made it better-comic style

Kurt Russell's a walking dildo

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I like this line in particular: "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for 2 reasons, your movies suck and I backed into your car." It just made me giggle.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

He should have given him a ticket for three reasons: the Asian girl.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Ahh celebrity inspired stripping.

Eating Disorders by unbeliever 6-22-04

Hollywood Glamour Whoa shit, a skeleton! Ack where? You, dumbass! You mean I'm not sexy like this? Wait are you one of the olsen twins? *sobs* Nobody can ever tell us apart. I hate you.

:o

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Don't touch me.

Lassie and Timmy by biped 6-23-04

Woof! Woof! What's that, Lassie? There's a little squirrel trapped in the trunk of an abandoned car? Woof! Woof! And he's suffocating? Oh no! I've got to get help! We have to rescue the little squirrel! Squirrel? I was trying to tell him that his fly is open.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Patrick Stewart's thoughts of Star Trek by nuclear_burrito 6-25-04

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LMAO, I loved the Oslen Twins one

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