Unlikely Superheroes 1. by Derangon 6-19-04

Chronically Ill Man! *Beep... beep... beep... beep... BEEEEEEEEEEE...* Morbidly Obese Man! Oi, you! Eh, burglar! I'ma kick your ass- once I can get offa mine... *Oof* Old Man! You whippersnappers, why I oughta... just let me get my cane... *Oof* I broke mah hip, dag nabbit!

Unlikely Superheroes 2. by Derangon 6-19-04

1337 Man! I pwn j00!!! Politically Incorrect Man! Fuckin' bra-burning lesbians... I'll kill you all, Nig- Gay Darth Vader Impersonation Man! The force is strong- IN MY PANTS!

Unlikely Superheroes 3. by Derangon 6-21-04

She-Man! Self-explanatory, really. Pac-Man! Pacman eats up all the dots, lots and lots, lots of spots... Burgerman! Sponsored by McDonalds. Burgerman is a registered trademark of- OH FUCK, BAD DOG!!! BAD DOG!!!

Unlikely Superheroes 4- The Villans. by Derangon 6-21-04

Chair Man! Oh no! My arch-nemesis has four legs, and all are built for kicking! The Stoner! Oh no! It's a man with a bong of doom- and he's not giving me any! The Hippy No!!! He's mellowing my harsh!!!

Unlikely Superheroes 5- The Villans II. by Derangon 6-21-04

The Mole! Oh no, my arch-nemesis is a crappy knockoff from an early-2000 reality TV show! The Ice-Cream Man! Oh no, it's my arch-nemisis, derived from milk products! The Buttplug! Don't remind me. So... much... blockage...

Comments? Flames? Lawsuits?

I found them entertaining.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That was funny

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Blue is the color of victory.

:( No animated GIFs of Jesus whacking off? Quite frankly, people, I'm disappointed.

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Blue is the color of victory.

But it's not animated!

Neither is Jesus.

*ba-dum tssh*

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Blue is the color of victory.

Where do all these drums come from?!
>.>
<.<

The drums come from the tiki men that you've killed and hidden in the walls. They're coming back for you. And they want to eat your brains...

...as well as to take embarassing snapshots of them raping your dead corpse, but I don't think you'll be worrying about that once they've killed you.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

:o How'd you know about Tiki Tuna?!

The same way we know about Tina Turner.

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Blue is the color of victory.

But... I thought I hid the body very well!