This comic is kinda experimental but here it is:

Animal Tales - Mama's Duck (Part 1) by FrixFrax 6-22-04

Here we see the rare black duck about to leave his family in search for food... Son, it's time you went off to find food! But Mama, I dunno what food to bring! Just anything! But Mama, I don't know where to look! Son, just look and see whatever you can find! OK, Mama, I'm gonna bring loads of food for you!

Animal Tales - Mama's Duck (Part 2) by FrixFrax 6-22-04

Hey Mrs. Squirrel, can I have some food? No, piss off! Mrs. Cow, can I have some food? Nooooooo, this my fooooood Mama, I asked all around the forest, no one would give me any food! Well you don't ask for food, you just take it!

Animal Tales - Mama's Duck (Part 3) by FrixFrax 6-22-04

I say old chap, smashing day for a picnic Yes it is Well, perhaps we could indulge in some tasty treats, eh, old chap? Actually I was in the mood for some bacon, if you catch my drift... You dumb fuck! Ducks don't eat bacon you fucking freak of nature! *shocked*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Was the duck shocked because of the pig's coarse language, or because of the "ducks don't eat bacon" revelation? Careful how you answer -- one response will make me laugh, and the other cause your gonads to fall off.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Both, he's a very confused Duck.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

gonads and strife

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xx( o Y o. )xx

good times.