I just talked to Death on the phone, and he said he was cool with it.

---
Poop.

This thread is pointless. He's already dead.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Only on the inside, we need to finish off his mortal shell now.

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

He'll do that himself.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Rabid, I love you more than life itself. So if life must be torn from me in order to blah blah blah etc.

---
What others say about boorite!

Your place or mine?

---
Poop.

I get the film rights.

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

boorite must be killed off in a fierce kung fu battle involving dozens of attackers, samurau swords, and incredible wire effects.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The only way to really kill someone from the inside out is with gratuitous anal rape.

=(

---
dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Don't be sad, Phreaky. That's they way he'd want to go.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

As opposed to.. what? The kind of anal rape you get invoiced for?

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yes, bunner. And there is a worse kind of anal rape yet. I mean the anal rape where you get billed, and the tip is already figured into the check. Oh, how I hate that kind.

---
What others say about boorite!

I thought the worst kind of anal rape was the kind where you have to beg for it and then cry after you get it. Billed, with gratuity figured in, of course.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I took the begging and crying for granted. Sorry I didn't mention it.

---
What others say about boorite!