Miss Piggy off camera: "You want some more pork, Frog? You think you can take it?"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Something about the proctologist's alibi smells funny", thought Sherlock Hemlock, as he went over the evidence surrounding Kermit's murder once again. "But I just can't put my finger on it."

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Man, talk about a major asshole! And look, he posted a picture of kermit the frog, too!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Just as I always suspected -- Kermit the Frog wouldn't last two days in prison.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

We all know whats green and smells like pork buuuut.... whats pink and smells like protein.

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Get Your War On

I don't even want to know what the tape is for.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I'm surprised no one did this:

"It's not easy being green."

'Ribbit for your pleasure'

A sunbathing Kermit fails to notice that his thong had 'slipped a little'

Does my asshole look big in this strip of sellotape?

"With one hand ready to catch the little rascal and the other one poised to strike, Kermit thought it would only be a matter of time before he proved once and for all to his psychiatrist that his stools were alive and out to kill him."

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Kermit realized his lover used a "ribbit" condom.

This is from a fan-fic comic involving all of the gundam wing characters sodomizing muppets.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

A photo of a Kermit the frog muppet, where the hand hole looks like a large rectum.

Say what you see.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

It appears as though a big black dot has been placed over the actual hand hole, which is probably just a slit in the bottom of the puppet (or "muppet") instead of a big black hole as the picture would seem to suggest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Best cappsch evarrrr!!!lawlish

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Kermit's bris goes horribly awry.

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I has a flavor!

www.frogse.cx

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That one has been removed, Jes. Here's a working link.

frogse.cx!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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That one has been removed, Jes. Here's a working link.

frogse.cx!

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Funniest shit evar. I am gonna make that pic famous.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

That was funny.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I knew it!!!