Victims Anonymous on the Carnival Cruise by newportlocal 6-24-04

...I once got my fingernail stuck in a shredding machine and that really hurt..... ...well, I once got my hair stuck in one and lost half of my scalp..... ...but I got my arm stuck in a printing press and I had to get it sewn back on. I had over 75 stitches..... ...and I got my head stuck under a bulldozer and had to have the guts put back in and my skull rebuilt. My head is 36.563% metal.... Well, I had my insides ripped out from being caught in a tornado. Most of my guts are artificial and I can't have any more children.... ...but, I was once a famous author in the 1800's, got lost in the north pole and was frozen for 97 years, and was discovered by Mobil Oil employees and thawed out and my dick doesn't work any more....

I want some contributions to this. Your intelligence and wit is welcome since I have so little........

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Jump already....you said you would......

Amusing. Please develop this further.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

and Butch is in action this time at his local meeting....

Victims Anonymous: Butch works the 13th Step by newportlocal 6-25-04

Hi, I'm Butch, and I'm a victim.... Hi Butch... Hi butch! ...anyone want to meet me after the meeting and work the 13th step?

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Jump already....you said you would......

...and at another meeting.....

Victims Anonymous: Being Pink by newportlocal 6-25-04

Hi, I'm Neal, and I'm a victim.... ""Hi, Neal"" I am pink..........! Do you have any idea what it's like being a pink guy donkey???! Why did my white donkey dad have to marry a red donkey girl? That's fucked up....they might as well have named me Sue..... At least I have my Higher Power with me today....... Let go, let God......

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Jump already....you said you would......

half way across the country, yet another meeting is taking place.....

Victims Anonymous: The Realization by newportlocal 6-25-04

...and then, when I was five, my mom molested me.... .....she told me that if I ever told, I would die..... ...so I have been silent all these years... ...and have finally figured out why I look for a mothering type in all my intimate relationships..... ...any older women want to be my sponsor? Thanks for letting me share.

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Jump already....you said you would......