Junk!

A Guide for a Guy to get some head in bars (May Not Work!!!) by FrixFrax 6-27-04

Straight Bar! What does a guy have to do to get some head round here? Buy me a few a drinks, then tell me about yourself, then we kiss, then you invite me home Lesbian Bar! What does a guy have to do to get some head round here? It's just not possible except... maybe for a million dollers. Some go cheaper! Gay Bar! What does a guy have to do to get some head round here? Not a lot, drop your pants and let the good times roll!

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Haha, that was pretty good.

However, I'm not sure why he went in the first panel to a bar for narrow channels of water...

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Blue is the color of victory.

Maybe it was a bar where they only listen to George Strait. And then masturbate to his music so that when they all splooge simultaneously, it's like a festive jizz fireworks display in honor of George Strait.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My typing error, is now fixed! :D

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Odd!

Towel by FrixFrax 6-28-04

Hey Shell, how did your date go? Oh Paula, wait till you hear this, sat down with the guy, stuck near the toilet tables as well, anyway so I decided to go into the ladies for a freshen up and so on... Yeah... I got out the toilet, and realized I couldn’t see so then I yelled "HELP I'M BLIND!!!" everyone looking at me and you know what I had done, don't ya? What? I had only been fumbling about in the toilet cubical, and had accidentally covered my eyes with a sanitary towel, HAHA, I can tell you my face was red

Junk!

Why YOU Shouldnt Masturbate In Bed When Ur Partner Is There! by FrixFrax 6-28-04

I'm sorry Jed, I have a head ache, I can't have sex with you tonight... Damn, it's so hard... oh well *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap* Jed, are you masturbating? Uhng! of course not *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap spurt* Ow, my eye! Oops!

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