Duct Tape Fireworks I by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

It's the new craze that's sweeping the nation! Fo fie dollah! Them gravitrons ain't gonna eat sulfur ions by themselves! Haha! OH FUCKING YES I JUST TOOK A LEAK ON MY HAMSTER!!!!!! THE FUCKING THING SPARKED ON THE NEIGHBOR'S DOOOGGGG!!!!!!

Duct Tape Fireworks II by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

They helped me start my own business. I lost 126 pounds. I saved 25% on my car insurance. I lowered my cholesterol. They helped me enhance my libido. I'll say they did, sonny! Bend over!

Duct Tape Fireworks III by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

Don't use them! I am predicting mass turmoil! Ahh, shut up. I love these things! No. Seriously. Way? Way. Hey...You're making fun of me! Seriously?

Duct Tape Fireworks IV by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

See? I told you! These things are causing mass destruction!!! Is anyone listening to me? Mass destruction? How awful! ................... where can I buy more of these things?

Duct Tape Fireworks V by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

Next on Springer: "He bombed my closest friend!" OH YEAH! WELL, I BOMBED FLUFFY!! WHAT? SHE WAS MY OTHER LOVER! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR OTHER LOVER!!! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

Duct Tape Fireworks VI by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

These weapons must be stopped before they take over!! But we must come up with a plan! How do we do it? Hey, why don't we just stop using them? What a good plan!!! I appoint you chairman of the Not-Using-Them committee.

Duct Tape Fireworks VII by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

And then they stopped using them. Okay, the series is over. You can stop reading it now. Hey, I look like I have no hair.

I love you so much.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Truly, this is a saga for the ages.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I am truly proud of my little sister for her insane work!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Aww, I love you guys. ::tear::

very splendid work, ms. dagmar

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Those were pretty wacky. So how much do these things cost and can I make them from my own duct tape for merely pennies a month

Ya. Fie dollah.