Knife Infomercials by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

Look at how thin this tomato is being sliced!!! I just cut off my thumb! Look at all the blood squirting everywhere! Look! It isn't even staining the stainless steel blade!

Ruptured is a funny word...har har (snort) by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

And then the space-time continuum shattered... ...the dimensions collapsing into a single mass... ...which took the form of my placenta, which ruptured into-- Well, something must've ruptured, because I smell something weird.

A Little Tongue Action by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 6-28-04

(slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! (slurp) ow! Are you licking the lightbulb again?

Those were great. The third one was laugh-out-loud funny.

Glad to have you back!

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Blue is the color of victory.

I liked the knife commercial best.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

the first 2 were pretty weak, but the third one more than made up for them!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Knives are always fun! ^-^ Especially ones that blood wont stain.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You have no stars because all of your comics are strong and manly, right?

as biped would say

BURN!!!

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<.< FUNNYYY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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