I've started two series its Drugs in front of the warehouse which is about random happenings in front of the white house!
Also our freind Dan, he's a non-ambigous Pat from SNL he cant get any action and he has bad past...restraining orders....

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OUR FREIND DAN! Messed up cats: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/mindenguy

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OUR FREIND DAN! Messed up cats: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html

I got a few chuckles out of them. They weren't that bad.

My only advice is what I seem to tell every single new person: clean up the English in your comics. Comics written like this tend to be funnier (to me at least) than comics...writen...like this. Spelling and grammatical errors are distracting and thus detract from the overall hilarity of a comic.

Still, as I said, they weren't that bad. Stick around; you're better than quite a few new people whom I've seen.

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Blue is the color of victory.

i cant spell intoxicated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait did i just spell it...whatever...just read my comics!

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OUR FREIND DAN! Messed up cats: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html

i cant spell intoxicated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait did i just spell it...whatever...just read my comics!

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OUR FREIND DAN! Messed up cats: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html

Singers stuck in weird places by mindenguy 6-30-04

50 Cent in Iraq Im in there having sex aint in there makin' love! Yeshh. you are to be going misteh fifftee cent eh eh? 50 Cent in New York If you a gansta, aint never seen ya pop nothing! Tcch Tcch..... Oh wait! My cell's ringing.... 50 Cent in gay bar Mannny men wish death upon me...blood in my eyes dog and i cant see! Ohhh...Yethh....Shake thath bootay!

Singers in weird places 2 by mindenguy 6-30-04

Christina Aguilera on Tour in Iraq Im a genie in the bottle BABY!!! Hey.....i smell bush eh? Ah...thats just christina osama.... ;P BUSH!!!! NO YOU DAMNED AMERICAN LOVING SON OF BUSH! Oh you ment like Georgie...i think it's just your upset that he hasn't called....

Donkey Humor by mindenguy 6-30-04

Who you calling a jackass? You're not riding me bitch..neither are you Jesus....

Our Friend Dan -Fast Food- by mindenguy 6-30-04

DANG!! Hi there..im....a virgin.... Ya...whateva... Here we go.... Hey there! Hey welcome to McOlddude would you like an item off our value menu perhaps... Bummer! Out of luck! Hi yeah...i'd like a Big Jack with a side of... im a virgin.. Not another one of these guys....

Our freind Dan meets -THE PIMP- by mindenguy 6-29-04

Our freind Dan sees a pimp on his vacation GEE WHIZZ!! Hey there mister...gosh...arent you one of those pimp guys...gee whizz... Yo...you got it lil' white man... what you want? I want myself a woman...i have never been to close to women...you know back in 1992 i... Yo...what crack is whitey over here on? 25 Minutes Later Hey....so...anyways... i murdered her aunt because of the restraining order and i just got out and i need some women.... How much money you got?

[Click to view comic: 'Drugs In Front Of The White House Part 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Drugs in Front of The White House-Part 1']

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OUR FREIND DAN! Messed up cats: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html

MORE Donkey Humor by mindenguy 6-30-04

MORE Donkey Humor This is bullshit...every day the lazy ass tourist groups have to say," No we want that donkey." Of course, referring to me..... OH MY GOD! oh shit... You called my son...ERRR...i mean...ERRR im outta here.... I'm satanic anyway....

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OUR FREIND DAN! Messed up cats: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html

DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA!!!!! CHECK OUT THE TOP SECRET MOVIE QUOTES!

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OUR FREIND DAN! Messed up cats: http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/cats.html

Not a bad start. Keep at it!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Next time you spam me in PM like that, I'm going to rip your arm off and wrap it around your throat.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.