~ Bullshit Inc.~ Presents "Our Friend Dan"

Our freind Dan meets -THE PIMP- by mindenguy 6-29-04

Our freind Dan sees a pimp on his vacation GEE WHIZZ!! Hey there mister...gosh...arent you one of those pimp guys...gee whizz... Yo...you got it lil' white man... what you want? I want myself a woman...i have never been to close to women...you know back in 1992 i... Yo...what crack is whitey over here on? 25 Minutes Later Hey....so...anyways... i murdered her aunt because of the restraining order and i just got out and i need some women.... How much money you got?

Our Friend Dan -Fast Food- by mindenguy 6-30-04

DANG!! Hi there..im....a virgin.... Ya...whateva... Here we go.... Hey there! Hey welcome to McOlddude would you like an item off our value menu perhaps... Bummer! Out of luck! Hi yeah...i'd like a Big Jack with a side of... im a virgin.. Not another one of these guys....

Our Friend Dan -Visit to a Nice Lady in the Church- by mindenguy 6-30-04

What does this have to do with Dan... Welcome to Happy Church association! Yo im here to uh... be forgiven Whitey.... and im leaving with my asshole intact! God... so where's the money big boy? Gee WHIZZ miss i dont..i dont... have any money for you... Oh pastor one of god's children will not pay for services! Its your turn with him! I've never been with a guy...

BROUGHT TO YUO BY AN AWKWARD MOMENT

PRODUCTIONS AND HEAD ANIMATOR NICK

ANDERSON

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