.. That's right! Rantin' and Ravin'. Check out this apex of Mediocre Strippery!
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| Gee, why can't they invent something like that?! | |
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| What the hell is it? Should I run? | |
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| Nah.. You'll wanna stay, trust me... | |
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| Mom was right. I should have stayed in College. | |
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| My bills are out of control, my insurance has quadrupled since the wreck, my girlfriend broke up with me, my mom died and I'm out of Twinkies. | |
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| Hmmm.... What would Jesus do? | |
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| Yo. I'm your Christ. Word. | |
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| Yeah.. I'd like to purchase this hammer and nails along with a couple of two-by-fours I want loaded the back of my truck... ... Word. | |
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| Look at all those mindless, pathedic people, walking around without knowing that they're all just following the whems of some objective reality that their primative minds can't even begin to grasp. | |
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| Dude, what the hell are you talking about?! | |
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| Society, you nimrod! We're all just muppets to the primative order known as society! ...Yet they're all too stupid to give up on their false consciousness. | |
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| What the... Are you some kind of Goth?! | |
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| Right... I'll be over here... with the normal people. | |
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| Damnit! I'm tired of all this obscurist humor that's taking over stripcreator.com! | |
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| Hello, I'm Hector Vector Victor Hictor and this is J-Metro's Channel 3 Action News! | |
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| Tonight's Top Story: A giantic dradle created by the Evil Rabbi Dudowsky is spinning out of control, destorying all the building in the commerical district. | |
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| ... I kid you not folks. I'm serious as a heart attack. | |
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| You shall die for that horrible pun! | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Rantin' and Ravin': All Iraqis Don't Look Like Bin Laden']
[Click to view comic: 'Rantin' and Ravin': 3(This is for the "I'm on that" contest)']
[Click to view comic: 'Rantin' and Ravin': 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Rantin' and Ravin': Strip 2 [AKA Obvious Strip #1]']
[Click to view comic: 'Rantin' and Ravin': Strip 1']
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Shame on Us for All We Have Done.
May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.