Everybody loves Dog On Ball! And since he is such a beloved character here on stripcreator, I have decided to make everyone's dreams come true, and collect as many of his universally-treasured appearances as I can in one place.

Here's Dog On Ball's debut!

"Heedless Helen" by biped 11-07-03

HEE HAW!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! Feminine hygiene products... GOO GOO!!! BOO-BOO POODLY-DOO!!! Things to get my boyfriend to buy for me... HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! Sandra Bullock movies...

And here's his stunning comeback after an absence of several months!

"BAD DOG" starring Dog On Ball and Woofy by biped 3-31-04

HEE HAW!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! What the f -- DOG ON BALL, THAT'S ME!!! NOW KISS MY BUTT, SHITFACE!!! "Dog on ball"? Why, I never -- HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! NOW, SHUT UP!!! Wha -- he just told me to "shut up." What a bad dog.

And here are more wonderful Dog On Ball adventures for you to cherish!

MY FESTERING RESENTMENT UNLEASHED, PART TWO by biped by biped 4-02-04

I found the following negative comment about me on my info page. I have chosen Goo-Goo and Dog On Ball to dramatize my response. (quote) "I'll rate you good when you kiss up to me -MikeyG" (unquote) HI, GOO-GOO!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! No, Dog On Ball -- I'm supposed to be "MikeyG" in this story, and you're supposed to be "biped." OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK, ME BIPED!!! GRRRR!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! Okay -- and now you're supposed to respond to the negative comment. What do you think that "biped" would say? BIPED SAY, "HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! BOO-BOO POODLY-DOO!!! WOOF, WOOF!!!"

"DOG ON BALL" BLOOPERS by biped 4-02-04

One HEE HAW!!! ME DOG ON BILL!!! Oh, fuck... "Bill"? Who's Bill? LOL!!! Two No, Dog On Ball -- in this story, I'm supposed to be -- BEEP-BEEP!!! GRRR!!! BOO-BOO POODLY -- oh, I'm sorry, Linda -- I stepped on your fucking line again... Three HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND...um...and...shit, your fucking tits keep distracting me! ***GASP***!!! I FEEL VIOLATED!!!

LATE NIGHT with DOG ON BALL by biped 4-05-04

Monologue And now...HEEEERE'S...DOG ON BALL!!! HEE HAW!!! ME JUST FLY IN FROM VEGAS!!! BOY, ME ARMS TIRED!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! First guest -- Ridley Scott Well, Dog On Ball...I consider my latest directorial effort to be a distinct stylistic departure from -- MEOW!!! ME LIKE HOPALONG CASSIDY MOVIES!!! WHO AM YOU, BUTTFACE? GRRRR!!! Second guest -- actor Billy Zane ...so, right after Jim Cameron yelled "cut", I said to Kate Winslet, "Kate" -- HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wait -- that's not all! Your unbridled joy continues!

"JOLLY PRETEND DAY" starring Dog On Ball and Woofy by biped 4-08-04

GRRR!!! ME LEADER OF HELL'S ANGELS!!! ME WRECK YOUR CAR AND MAKE YOU KISS MY BUTT!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! Oh, joy...it's Dog On Ball again... WOOF-WOOF!!! ME HUMP YOUR WIFE'S LEG AND PEE-PEE ON YOUR LUGGAGE!!! AND BITE YOU!!! BOING-BOING!!! I guess next he'll be pretending he's Charles Manson... RISE RISE RISE!!! HELTER SKELTER!!! ME JUST MIRROR OF SOCIETY, BUTTFACE!!! HEE-HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW --- ...and kill me with it, yeah...figured he'd work that in somewhere...

"REQUEST DENIED" starring Dog On Ball by biped 4-13-04

I recently found the following comment on my info page: "Die, Dog On Ball, Die." HEE-HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! My rating has also gone down one star -- due, I fear, to anti-Dog On Ball sentiment. VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! Therefore, Dog On Ball will continue to appear even more now than ever before. GRRRR!!! ME TOO CUTE TO KILL!!! HONK, HONK!!! SHUT UP!!!

BTC 1 -- THE DEATH OF DOG ON BALL by biped 4-20-04

HEE-HAW!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! GRRR!!! WHAT GUN FOR, BUTTFACE? ME TOO CUTE TO KILL!!! VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!! My dog is dead?

WW 15: ...And Dog On Ball For All by biped 5-03-04

1. Dog On Ball as defendant Ah-HA! And WHAT, exactly, did you say to the victim THEN? HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!! 2. Dog On Ball as prosecutor GRRRR!!! YOU AM GUILTY, BUTTFACE!!! MEOW!!! KISS MY BUTT!!! I CONFESS!!! I CONFESS!!! I KILLED THEM ALL!!! JUST MAKE HIM GO AWAY!!! 3. Dog On Ball as judge Your honor, I call for a mistrial on the grounds that you are incompetent. WHOOPS!!! YOU OUT OF ORDER!!! WHOLE SYSTEM AM OUT OF ORDER!!! BOING-BWOING!!! LOOK, ME HOP-A-LONG CASSIDY!!!

BTC VI: The Dog On Ball Situation by biped 5-30-04

HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! NO, DOG ON BALL!!! THAT'S THE POPE!!! DON'T -- OH MY GOD!!! Did Marcellus send you? Yes. My name is Winston Wolf. Let us never speak of this again. Agreed.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Here's the one where Goo-Goo finally gets the last word!

CC 247: Goo-Goo's World -- 4 by biped 5-31-04

...in them ooold, cotton fields back home... HEE-HAW!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! WHAT YOUR NAME, BUTTFACE? BEEP-BEEP!!! I'm Goo-Goo. GOO-GOO!!! THAT STUPID NAME!!! YOU MUST BE STUPID!!! GRRRR!!! BOING-BWOING!!! Why don't you get a chainsaw and kill yourself with it? HEE-HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND -- HUH?

And look -- here's Dog On Ball as interpreted by some of his biggest fans!

Anti-Marijuana Ads Spoof 5 by MikeyG 4-28-04

HEE-HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! VROOM-VROOM!!! ME RACE CAR!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! Marijuana. It makes pure crap really, really funny. GRRRR!!! ME TOO CUTE TO KILL!!! HONK, HONK!!! SHUT UP!!! Ha ha ha HA HA HA HA!!!! That's hysterical! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

CC247: caps galore by maddog00 6-01-04

RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!! HEE HAW! ME DOG ON BALL! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!! VROOM VROOM! IS THIS NOT "CORNHOLE 103"! RAR! BOING BOING! ME AM TEACHING ENGLISH! CORNHOLING DOWN HALL BUTTFACE!! OH, I APOLOGIZE!! ME AM RACE CAR! ME SAY GO TO HELL! GRRR!!

BTC 9: Can't go wrong... by maddog00 6-28-04

Time for a little self-pleasure. *thwap-thwap* HEE-HAW! WHAT THAT NOISE! ME TURN ON LIGHT! VROOM-VROOM! HAW-HAW! ME SAW LITTLE DING DONG! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT BUTTFACE! Well...that could've gone better.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Look! EASTER EGGS!

Here, Biped, Have a Fucking Dollar by possums 4-22-04

Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak! Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh.... Ah! There's my vis- GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! HAW HAW HAW. ME AM DOG ON BALL. YOU AM PISSER!! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!

CC #240 -- "A NON-GODZILLA BIRTHDAY" not starring: Godzilla by biped 4-13-04

HEE HAW!!! ME DOG ON BALL!!! WHO AM YOU, BUTTFACE? BEEP-BEEP!!! *GASP* -- it's that fabulous celebrity, Dog On Ball! And he's acknowledging my existence! *swoon* IT AM YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY? GOO-GOO!!! ME GIANT BABY!!! BIRTH HAPPY DAY, STUPID!!! GRRR!!! I...I think he just wished me a happy birthday! What a precious gift...(*sob*)...I can die happy now! DIE DIE DIE, HAPPY DIE!!! SHUT UP!!! WHOOPS -- ME BE NICE TO YOU TODAY!!! BOING-BWOING!!! O, Courage! Give me the strength...to ask him...to go camping with me!

MATRIX : REGURGITATIONS by biped 4-10-04

I don't know who he was, either...he just ran through the house and out the back door... He appeared to be running away from someone...oh, well...have a nice day at the office... *POOF!* OMIGOD!!! What happened to George? Who are you? HEE-HAW!!! ME AGENT DOG ON BALL!!! WHERE AM NEO, BUTTFACE? BEEP-BEEP!!! But...but I thought it was just going to be a trilogy...!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Dog on ball" bloopers ... priceless!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Wow. And I didn't even have to order the boxed set!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.