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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

After his unfortunate decapitation, Lance received a donor head from his younger brother Skippy -- and was soon ready to play varsity football and date cheerleaders again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Lambda Lambda Lambda all had a good laugh after their fraternity shirts were completely misprinted by the company.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Billy was halfway through an Unreal Tournament marathon when his protective goggles failed, he developed lockjaw, and had to have the controller prised out of his hands.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Brett's parents looked on in horror as he once again tried the death defying stunt that had previously broken his left wrist, but Brett loved adventure, and more than that, he had to try one more time to give the dreaded Double Thumbs Up.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

How did you find my 8th grade picture, you bastard?

;)

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I has a flavor!

The broken arm was due to excessive masturbation.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.