I have a weird sense of humor, but whatever. If you even remotely like them, that's more than I expected. Enjoy them.

25 by Cities 7-06-04

you have a hat. move along, sir.

Aluminum by Cities 7-06-04

crispy crunchy in my mouth. yum yum, i love it. i thought you hated aluminum. that was before i found out it gave me cavities. now i want some.

Edgar by Cities 7-06-04

dude, edgar is a fucking stupid name. i keep telling you, my name is gary. i'm just saying...

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I did remotely like them. I think you could evolve into a good stripper if you put your mind to it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Not bad. 25 was already pretty good, but then I read it aloud and it became better. Everything's funnier in a Jamaican accent!

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It's grime time.

Your sense of humor is pretty damn awesome.

Heres some money.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

They're very random, yet very coherant at the same time. Very nice!!! You'll develop into a great stripper in no time.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Thank you all for your positive feedback, as well as your big pile of 50s. It will not be wasted.

Mutant Fish by Cities 7-07-04

mommy, what kind of fish is that in the tank? a horrible disfigured mutant from hell. QUIT LOOKING AT IT!

My Legs Hurt by Cities 7-11-04

my legs hurt. that means we're here.

Moving On by Cities 7-11-04

i can't believe we're finally here. this is the best day of my life. aye, mine too. isn't it beautiful? it's everything i imagined it would be, and much more. i feel truly blessed. alright, where are we going next? new orleans!

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These comics didn't make sense, and yet somehow they did.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mutant Fish is a classic. I love you.

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It's grime time.

very nice.

Mutant Fish was hilarious. I like the random simplicity of it all.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Nooner is right. She's always right.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ghosts Are Scary by Cities 7-16-04

RARR! ENOUGH! STOP WITH YOUR EVIL GHOST MIND TRICKS! I'M LICKING YOUR LEG! n-no you aren't! YES I AM! MUAHAHAHAH!

I like this one.

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That made me laugh, and I have absolutely no clue why.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Such is the magic of Cities! Another awesome comic.

By the way, awesome profile. BLUE OYSTER CULT FOREVER!

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It's grime time.

It's funny because the ghost plays evil mind tricks on people and his persistence erodes the confidence of his victims.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

For some odd reason, I didn't hate them. I feel you will become a good stripper.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I decided to go to the RMDC to see if there were any good new people, and it's a good thing I saw yours.

i think edgar is hilarious, good work!

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Finally, a new strip! The angry green thing returns.

Optimism by Cities 7-25-04

my child is an honor student. in my eyes, every child is an honor student! ESPECIALLY THE RETARDED ONES!

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Some more...

Salmonella by Cities 7-31-04

hey there fish, i'm sorry but you can't come up to heaven with me. why not? because fish are bad and give people salmonella. no they don't, that's chicken.

Carnival by Cities 7-31-04

dude, have you ever been to a carnival? no. alright, i lied. i go every year.

Apocalypse by Cities 8-01-04

help me, i can't get up! sorry, gotta rush. i need to get to the bomb shelters. understood.

Marry by Cities 8-01-04

i love my mom. so why don't you marry her? because it's illegal. so why don't you gang rape her?

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