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Sokkker Moms by AtheistDiary 7-11-04

Hi, Sheila, what are you doing? Oh, finishing up the PTA meeting list and then I'm going to take care of coordinating this sunday's church picnic activities. Sounds like you've got some great ideas in mind for the kiddos! Oh yes, Susan! Pastor Tom will be reading to the kids this new book I found called "Things Kids Should Know by Grand Dragon Wilson" Oh my, Sheila! White power! Indeed!

Sokkker Moms 2 by AtheistDiary 7-12-04

What kind of things does the book say? Well, for instance, if someone's on fire, before putting them out, make sure they're of the pure white race! Oh my! That's a useful tip! And you can save money every year by not giving to the NAACP! Also we can make the race purer if we help build non-white abortion clinics! He's a genius! Wow, this Grand Dragon Wilson sure knows how to keep his race pure, yet thrifty! Does it have any cooking recipes? Yes, but they mostly involve spics & jews and that really doesn't sound too appetizing to me.

Sokkker Moms 3 by AtheistDiary 7-12-04

It sounds like a great read, but I haven't heard anything so far that's geared toward children. Oh there's plenty, trust me! Like this chapter "Bedtime Stories by Grandpa Hitler." And how about this one: "Nursery Rhymes and Poetry for the Inner White Child"? "There once was a white man from Nergasshole, who liked to do his wife's--" Oh wait, that's the adult's section...

Sokkker Moms 4 by AtheistDiary 7-12-04

That's great, Sheila! Does it have anything in that book on discipline? It sure does, Susan. For example: if your child is being bratty, tell him that if he doesn't behave you're going to ship him off to Africa ... There he will live with Nelson Mandela & spend the rest of his life reading the Quran and making love to black women so he can tarnish the darkies blood line! Wow, talk about tough love! You think that's bad, you should read the section on what to do if your child is a Michael Moore fan!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I got a personal letter from Stacy Keach once. You know, the guy who played Sgt. Stedenko in "Up In Smoke" and Mike Hammer in that television series back in the eighties. I sent him a fan letter telling him how he was one of my favorite actors and that I loved that movie "The Dion Brothers" that he was in with Frederick Forrest. He responded with a personally typed letter on his own fancy stationery that had his raised signature stamped into the paper, and also included an autographed picture. I also got a personal letter from Joe Bob Briggs about ten years ago, and in closing he told me to "hang in there."

Oh, and I also liked your "Sokkker Mom" comics.

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