Dickmagnet hipster shitboxes.

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What others say about boorite!

I disagree.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

With which word?

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What others say about boorite!

I sort of disagree with the "dickmagnet" part.

Nobody with an even marginally functional dick would be caught dead in one of those.

They look like a Hot Wheels® car that didn't make it past the first target market approval survey.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I like Scions. They make me look forward to tea-time, and taste good spread with jam. :-)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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I sort of disagree with the "dickmagnet" part.

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I wouldn't drive one of those shoeboxes if they gave it to me.

I mean, of course, I'd take the damn thing. Then I'd sell it to the local Gay Pride Activist chapter and blow the money on hookers and a tune up for my Sedan de Ville.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Fucking right you wouldn't. Not only would you not permit your mother to see you in one, you wouldn't permit your mother-in-law to see you in one. And obviously, if you're driving one, you're gay, so you don't have a mother-in-law, except maybe in Massachusetts, I don't know, I can't keep up with the news.

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What others say about boorite!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Dickmagnet hipster shitboxes" = "Toyota's idea of youth marketing."

Dare I say it? Chick cars. Something Daddy is going to buy for sweetie for graduation. He likes it because he knows it's really a Toyota, and she likes it because it's cute, and a deformed-dwarf sort of way.

The boys are all wanting a WRX or a Lancer Evo or a Neon SRT-4. But they can't get insured so all I see driving them are old farts.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I want a 'Vette.

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What others say about boorite!

I want a Scion! Wait, is this the "I love Scions" thread?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Scions are actually well-engineered, economically powered, and loaded with cargo capacity.

They are also styled like the Basketball Shoe of Tomorrow.

When will the madness stop?

When?

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What others say about boorite!

They're better than ricers.

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Poop.

With the big "THIS VEHICLE WAS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO BE TARGETED AT DRIVERS WHO WILL BUY ANY AFTERMARKET GIZMO EVER MADE" sign plastered on the Scion, believe me...

They're gonna BE ricers.

Can't you just see the 17" wheels with the paper thin Pirellis and the silly boof tube mufflers?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm not much of a car guy, but I'd sell my cousins on the black market for a Vette. Especially a late 50s model.

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I has a flavor!

1963 is the year for me.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Bunnerabb pilfered the very words from my talk-hole. Scions are ricers-in-waiting. I may have already seen some riced-out Scions, but I'm afraid I blacked out at those moments. A self-protection mechanism.

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What others say about boorite!

Last week I saw an '87 maroon Sentra with a giant metal spoiler welded on back and a couple days later, I saw a new VW bug with the same. I feel left out of this whole ricer craze and I guess if a VW bug can be a ricer, then my car can be too.

I'll start with flame paint job and UV running lights. Then I'll add the spoiler (with matching flames of course) and put a theater-quality subwoofer in back. I'll be so kewl, even the Scions will be lame compared to me!