Dickmagnet hipster shitboxes.

I disagree.

With which word?

I sort of disagree with the "dickmagnet" part.

Nobody with an even marginally functional dick would be caught dead in one of those.

They look like a Hot Wheels® car that didn't make it past the first target market approval survey.

I like Scions. They make me look forward to tea-time, and taste good spread with jam. :-)

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I sort of disagree with the "dickmagnet" part.

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I wouldn't drive one of those shoeboxes if they gave it to me.

I mean, of course, I'd take the damn thing. Then I'd sell it to the local Gay Pride Activist chapter and blow the money on hookers and a tune up for my Sedan de Ville.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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I wouldn't drive one of those shoeboxes if they gave it to me.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"Dickmagnet hipster shitboxes" = "Toyota's idea of youth marketing."

Dare I say it? Chick cars. Something Daddy is going to buy for sweetie for graduation. He likes it because he knows it's really a Toyota, and she likes it because it's cute, and a deformed-dwarf sort of way.

The boys are all wanting a WRX or a Lancer Evo or a Neon SRT-4. But they can't get insured so all I see driving them are old farts.

I want a 'Vette.

I want a Scion! Wait, is this the "I love Scions" thread?

Scions are actually well-engineered, economically powered, and loaded with cargo capacity.

They are also styled like the Basketball Shoe of Tomorrow.

When will the madness stop?

When?

They're better than ricers.

With the big "THIS VEHICLE WAS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO BE TARGETED AT DRIVERS WHO WILL BUY ANY AFTERMARKET GIZMO EVER MADE" sign plastered on the Scion, believe me...

They're gonna BE ricers.

Can't you just see the 17" wheels with the paper thin Pirellis and the silly boof tube mufflers?

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I want a 'Vette.

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1963 is the year for me.

Bunnerabb pilfered the very words from my talk-hole. Scions are ricers-in-waiting. I may have already seen some riced-out Scions, but I'm afraid I blacked out at those moments. A self-protection mechanism.

Last week I saw an '87 maroon Sentra with a giant metal spoiler welded on back and a couple days later, I saw a new VW bug with the same. I feel left out of this whole ricer craze and I guess if a VW bug can be a ricer, then my car can be too.

I'll start with flame paint job and UV running lights. Then I'll add the spoiler (with matching flames of course) and put a theater-quality subwoofer in back. I'll be so kewl, even the Scions will be lame compared to me!