jobhuntin' in bush's america by systris 7-18-04

Well I've been lookin' real hard/ And I'm tryin' to find a job/ But it just keeps gettin' tougher every day - Steve Miller Band okay, i've got to get the HELL outta ShitCo...theres gotta be a job out there for me! welcome to corpjobzrus.net...we have over 900,000 jobs listed! alright...let me get one then! here's my qualifications and references! what'cha got for me! okay...well it seems that most of them are listings from hundreds of bullshit temp agencies and MLM scams...oh but if you have a master's degree in underwater basketweaving you can get the REAL jobs! verdict: internet job search sites are bigger assholes than human HR wanks in the flesh...(outro)Keep on a rock'n me baby what the FUCK..what about my resume...i can work just about anywhere..c'mon give me a chance! sorry, kiddo...not your millenia, i'm afraid...want some free porn spam...you know we sold your email address, right...nobody rides for free round here...*evil laughter*

i created this comic out of frustration with the job search...

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/systris - all my other stuff...some are in-joke and IRL references but some are more for public interest.

criticism welcome, flames and childish trolling isnt.

thank you
-r

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-r http://systris.livejournal.com

I beg to differ. Flames and childish trolling are always welcome.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I job searched for a friggin year after I got out of college and found jack squat.

Then out of nowhere I was offered a job by a place my mom private contracts at. Go figure.

I wish you lots and lots of luck on your search. I'm sure there's something out there for you.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Give up! Be happily unemployed! Like ME! Fwahahahahaha!...*cries*

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It's grime time.