Some new material, I though I'd try!

The Celebrity Change Thing To Destory The Entire World 1 by FrixFrax 7-22-04

Hey Bunny! Kid, you have to help me, it's me Arnold Schwarzenegger star of such films as "Kindergarden Cop" Arnold Sweezilaligger? No kid, seriously, listen, what I need you to do is find the evil person who did this! I pee-peed my self! Say kid, do you have any carrots?

The Celebrity Change Thing To Destory The Entire World 2 by FrixFrax 7-22-04

Oh, god! I've been turned, into a chair! Who'll do the Jerry Springer show now? Someones got to do the Oprah show too! Why would anyone do this!? There are a lot of reasons as to why someone might do this, this might be because, of emotional traumas or family history of violence... Note to self: Kill Oprah Hi, I'm Fox New's Geraldo Rivera!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I love you.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

A third for good measure.

The Celebrity Change Thing To Destory The Entire World 3 by FrixFrax 7-22-04

Oh my god, I've been turned into a telephone, and who the hell are you?! Once you hear my magnificent voice you will be clear "Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone" WOW, Elton John! I'm Britney Spears, I was supposed to be getting married today! I look terrible as a phone! Again? Anyway if you think that's bad, wait till you see what they did to 50 Cent! It's OK, 50, go to sleep now! Allright, I'm gonna have to whoop some ass ya'all!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Those are highly entertaining. The only disappointment I had is that I was hoping "Rocket Man" was going to be William Shatner.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.