I think it's getting through. by rentedsandwich 7-22-04

So, in conclusion, if you don't give up marijuana right away, you'll end up looking like me. Thanks for listening. ...well? Your shirt...is ****in...awesome.

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Coherent. Concise. Non-horrifying. Hard to assess your potential talent from this one comic, though.

The asterisks were distracting -- I think you should use the actual curse words, unless they are offensive to you personally, and let the obscenity filter take care of bleeping them for those who choose to use it.

If you make more comics please add them to this thread so that we might get a better idea of what you can do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah, I agree and sorry about that. I made the comic intending to post it first on a less open minded message board.

Oh yeah.

UNTITLED by rentedsandwich 7-22-04

LOOOKIT MY SKELZ1

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It would work. by rentedsandwich 7-22-04

Man, what the hell are you talking about? Just believe me. Check it out. Alright. I think you're full of it, but alright. Aaaaaaaand... Oh my God, I AM a eunuch! ...Free wallet.

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i dont think you have to worry about a close minded forum

a less open minded forum by xxausrottenxx 7-22-04

Fuckin fuck! Oh fuck! Shit bitch cock. queef mung tits? wangs dongs

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FTC 36: And...we're clear by biped 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Well, Sally, your shit-for-brains fuckface incompetence fucked up another entire motherfucking segment. Oh, shut the cocksucking motherfuck up, you dog-humping, jizz-dribbling fag asshole.

Sorry for interrupting your thread, rentedsandwich. Please carry on.

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I offend myself. by rentedsandwich 7-22-04

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck etc. *gasp* I was offended by your excessive use of curse words. My fragile young brain was utterly destroyed. *tap tap tap click* And furthermore... C'mon, Billy. Time for your hot beef injection.

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CHUCKLE!!! Poor Billy.

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i love pointless obscenity

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I love obscene pointlessness.

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New one.

Bad guys. by rentedsandwich 7-25-04

Everyone is evil. I'm bored. What should we do? Idunno. Babyrape? Some moreso than others. Dear Earnesto, I'm leaving you for your aunt. Borrowed your car, hope you don't mind. Sucks to be you, man. And then there are the true badasses. So, Mr. Roberts, you killed the chicken, your aunt and her girlfriend? Prepare for an eternity in THE PIT!! Satan...shut up.

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Goddamn, I'm lazy.

Food. by rentedsandwich 7-26-04

Uh...

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I've made about a dozen comics since the last time I posted. Like I said, I'm lazy.

In the Future, it's the Future by rentedsandwich 8-02-04

Beep beep, I am a robot. I know you're a robot. Put me back together. Beep beep, I am-- I know, Mike! I know! Every fucking day for 300 fucking years you've told me you're a fucking robot, I get it! I'm not stupid! You're a robot, okay! Now shut up! ...Beep beep, I am a robot. *bursts into flames*

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I like any comic that the outcome is someone bursting into flames.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Any comic that ends in an assraping orgy is a good one.
Needless to say, I've been disappointed with your comics so far.

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Any comic that ends in an assraping orgy is a good one.
Needless to say, I've been disappointed with your comics so far.

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Who needs a job? Just charge admission to the assraping orgies!

Hrm. I was surprisingly amused by these comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You'd be surprised how often people expect me to suck, then are like, "Oh, that wasn't that bad."
It's my strategy.

More Future by rentedsandwich 8-02-04

Well, this really sucks, robot. I think I'm going to take out my wrath on you. Yeah, I like that idea! Prepare to die! Realized that you're a 3000-year-old dwarf and I'm a giant killing machine yet? Starting to, yeah...

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The new one is good.

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