Introducing the cast! by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

Samoa Joe! Hi! I'm Samoa Joe. I'm the main character of this comic, which will be about... Quiet, Joe. Nobody wants to hear what you have to say. Let me take over. Nac-Aloc! Ah, um... And here's Nac-Aloc! He's my... Shut up. I'm Nac-Aloc. I'm Joe's spiritual guidance. I sometimes hang around inside Joe's head, and help him on his path through life. No new character in this frame! "Help", "get me into trouble"... Same difference, I suppose. I can also read your thoughts, brainiac. You should know that. I'm now subtracting several karma points for your afterlife, due to your insubordinance.

Introducing more cast! by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

Tango! This is Tango. She's my love interest. Unfortunately, she's not very interested in me. I soooo want to... Shut up, foo! Ya betta stay da hell away from me, ya perv. Jagger! Um... Okay. This is Jagger. He's my loyal friend, and a very deep and philosophical fellow. Ah, the things we have been through together... To shoot an idiot, or not to shoot an idiot... Bernie! Man, this is not going very well... Can't this stupid cast-introducing stop? Hiya! I'm Bernie! I just pop up every now and then! Nyah!

Introducing even more cast! by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

Mr Fah... um, Haiti! Joe got a sudden headache, so I'm taking over now. This is Mr Fahrenheit. But that's annoying to spell, so let's just call you Haiti. Dude, that's, like, awesome! Can I order some extra biscuits now? The Amazing Red! WTF was he talking about...? Anyway, this is the Amazing Red. He's a robot. GZZZZT! BZZZZT! Nice. To. Meet. You. Nobody knows what his prupose in life is. Actually, I do. He's trying to take over the world, although he pretends that he's just a servant-bot. Way. To. Blow. My. Cover. Jerk. BZZZZING!

Sorry for the double thread. >_< Anyway, here are a few more.

Red's past by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

Yo, Red-man! Waz crackin', dawg? Ya kno', ah've always wondered: who built yah? I. Was. Built. By. Nac-. Aloc. For. Years,. He. Was. My. Only. Friend. Several years ago... Excellent. Self-. Construction. Is. Complete. Red. Will. Now. Strike. Fear. Into. The. World. Back ot the present... Man, yo' be trippin'. Nac iz jus' a spirit or sumthin'. He can't build nuthin'! He has no phyzzical form, ya kno'? Are yo' lyin' to me? I. Was. So. Lonely.

Curses! Foiled again! by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

I've got you now, Haiti. No more fun and games. You're going straight to jail! Huh huh. Do not, like, pass Go. Do not collect extra biscuits! Besides, that gun is so totally fake. What? How did you kno... I mean: no it's not! Don't move, or I'll shoot you! Whatever. I need a fix. See you around, dude. Why can't I ever manage to do anything right? Drugs are bad, m'kay? Nyah!

Oh, that wacky Nac-Aloc... by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

Look, I'm sorry if I have been a bit... desperate for you in the past. Do you think we could start all over again? Clean slates? I'm a new man now. Promise. *sigh* A'ight, Joe. But if yo' evah step outta line, yo' can go to hell. Oh, thank you. This really means a lot to me. Now, would you like to maybe go to the movies, or... (Nac-Aloc:) TO MY BED FOR HOT STEAMY SEX? Psycho-perv. Get the hell away fro' me. I'm leavin'. What the flying **** did you do that for? Everything was going great! I'm trying to protect you from sin, Joe. And also, I want her hot ass for myself.

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Look Behind You

i think they suck

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I AM SLEEPY! I FEEL ASLEEP!

Don't listen to these fools. They're just fools. Fools.

In any case, they're mediocre comics, even for a first start. I expect some improvement, but keep at it.

Keep at it. You'll get the hang of it.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Do not make me take that donkeys bacon possums, because i swear to god i will, and he wont like what im going to do to his bacon...

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I AM SLEEPY! I FEEL ASLEEP!

I Agree. Keep at it, these wernt bad.

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Thanks for the comments, everyone. Here's a few more.

Deep thoughts by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

Jagger is taking a walk at night... An endless amount of stars, looking down at us from above... Is there life out there? Do the stars themselves have conciousness? Ar there intelligent lifeforms on other planets, with the same kind of... Dude, all your extra biscuit are SO belong to me! I think I'll just go to bed.

The difference between boys and girls by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

The actual conversation... Do you want to go for a drink tonight, Tango? Ain't no chance in hell, ya jerk. However, SHE hears... Let me touch your boobies! Perv... And then HE hears... Ride me now, yo' big studmuffin.

Political ambitions by Samoa_Joe 7-23-04

And we now take you live to Mr Fahrenheit, a man who has announced that he's going to run for presidency. Dudes and dudettes, my first action as president would be to give extra biscuits to, like, everyone! Especially me, huh huh. And then... WHOA, that's a big microphone! It sort of looks like a REALLY humongous cigarette... Anybody got, like, a lighter or something? God bless America.

And a few more...

Just talking by Samoa_Joe 7-24-04

Hey, Jagger! What's up? I finally gathered up the courage to talk to Tango again yesterday. Sweet. How did it go? Joe explains... Look, I'm sorry about what happened last time, Tango. Could you ever find it in your heart to (Nac-Aloc:) LET ME COVER YOU IN MAPLE SYRUP AND THEN LICK IT OFF? Yo' juz nevah learn, do ya? Back to the present... But on the bright side of things, I managed to snap a few pics up her skirt while she was karate-kicking me to hell and back, so it wasn't a total loss. I'd hit it.

Theory shot down by Samoa_Joe 7-24-04

Nac-Aloc, I think we need to talk. Go away, loser. I'm watching TV. I think that the reason that you're trying to screw up me talking to Tango is because you were once betrayed by someone you loved, and you don't want the same to happen to me. Actually, I just enjoy watching you suffer. Yeah, I suppose that could be true as well... Is it just me, or is the host of "The Weakest Link" really hot?

Red experiences the internet by Samoa_Joe 7-24-04

GZZZZING! This. Internet. Stuff. Is. Fascinating. omg stfu u noob!!!1! OMG. WTF. Taste. This. Virus. Loser. *click* nooooooooo!!!!!!!111 I. Just. Pwned. Somebody. How strangely erotic... Nyah!

Is this finally it? No, of course not. by Samoa_Joe 7-25-04

Oh Joe, I cannot believe that I haven't seen yo' charm befo'. I want yo'. I want yo' bad. Pleez, take me now. Hard. What? Are you sure, Tango? You normally hate my guts... I've been so wrong. I wanna feel yo' inside uv me. Yo' warm hands on mah firm titties. Mah boday is aching fo' yo' touch, Joe. I'm all yo's. Okay, Tango. Let me just take of my clothes, and then I'll help you with yours... Meanwhile, in the real world... Zzz... Oh yes, Tango... Zzzz... That feels so good... Zzzz... Who's your daddy? *snore* *grunt* Sounds like Joe is having sinful dreaming. I better wake him up by urinating on his face.