Adam and Eve by pita 7-19-04

And God said unto Adam... Adam, I want you to go into that cave over there...Eve is waiting for you. Reproduce, become many, and fill the earth. How do I do that? So God explained it thoroughly, and Adam went on into the cave... You've only been gone a few minutes... what's wrong? What's a headache?

Adam and Eve and the Little Green Monster by pita 7-19-04

Adam, where the hell have you been? You're seeing other women, aren't you? Eve, you're being unreasonable. You're the only woman on earth. I know you're running around with other women, you've been out late so many nights! OW!!! Hey! Quit poking me! What are you doing? Counting your ribs!

What Cain and Abel's mother would say by pita 7-23-04

Here we go again... Cain! Abel! I'm sick of you two fighting! Cain! Get off your brother! I swear, you're going to kill him some day!

What Noah's mother would say by pita 7-23-04

Noah! NO, you cannot keep them! I told you to quit bringing home strays!

What Judas' mother would say by pita 7-23-04

Judas! Come here this instant! Yes, ma'am. I know I had a denarius in my purse! Were you anywhere near my purse? No, ma'am.

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[Click to view comic: 'What Daniel's mother would say']

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Nice. The first one was particularly funny.

I'd have worked in the fact that each generation after Adam and Eve's kids would be horribly inbred somewhere. :P