I really need to get some actual inspiration one of these days...

Mistaken Identity by Gabu 7-24-04

Hey, mister, has anyone ever told you that you look like Donald Rumsfeld? Why, no, they haven't. Good, because you look absolutely nothing like Donald Rumsfeld.

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Blue is the color of victory.

That joke goes all the way back to Louis XIV. Except if you told it in those days, you were beheaded.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was beheaded once ... oh wait, my psychiatrist told me I'm not the alter ego of John Wayne Bobbit. My bad.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

But maybe you're his original ego.

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Blue is the color of victory.

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VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM by Gabu 7-25-04

I want off.

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Blue is the color of victory.