School For Sadists by possums 7-26-04

Punichello, we've looked at every college in the New York area and you haven't selected ONE! I'm sorry, mama. None of these schools real appeal to me. Well, there's only one college we haven't checked out... The New York University of Mikey G? No, Sadist University. Phew! Thank god.

School For Sadists Pt.2 by possums 7-26-04

Hi, I'm here to tour the campus. YEEEEEEEESSSS!!! I'm Professor Cutchakaukoph. You must be Punichello! Italian, is it? Uh... I don't know, to be honest. I mean, I'm not Italian... Perhaps your mother just liked the sound of Punichello? I guess... Though if my mother named me Punichello, I'd rip off her head and shove it up the bitch's ass.

School For Sadists Pt.3 by possums 7-26-04

So, you guys just train sadists here? Not just your run-of-the-mill sadists come here. Many of the world's leading dentists were schooled at Sadism University. ...but we also teach mandatory classes that you would find at other colleges, such as history... If you turn to page 341, class, you'll see that when they caught Mussolini, they tied him up by his toes. This is a very effective method that we can still use today!

School For Sadists Pt.4 by possums 7-26-04

Many many doctors come to our school. This here is our proctology class. If you'll look at the chart behind me, class, you'll see a regular patient's anus, shaped like a long tube. By comparison, a healthy patient's anus should be shaped like a perfect Mobius Strip.

School For Sadists Pt.5 by possums 7-26-04

I have a question, Mr. Cutchakaukoph. Ask away! My dream in life is to become a musician. Does Sadism University offer any music classes? Certainly! Just look next door... Alright, from the chorus... 1, 2, 3, 4! o/˜ CUM ON, FEEL THE NOIZE!!! THE GIRLS ROCK THE BOYZ!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY... o/˜

You wanna see some more?!

HEH-hah HECK HYECK!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That quote and your sig pic are partners in crime.

Those were some seriously fucked up comics...

...doitagain! doitagain!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie's hypnotic anal cavity is telling me to say YES! MORE! MORE MORE MORE! etc.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Get away from my anus, Athiest Diary.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

athiest + noonie's anus = GODLESS SODOMY!! GET IT?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Anywho, I've got two more already made, so by the time I have a few more, I'll post them.