May I present to you, a series by me, my first such thing in the last 2 years, and therefore, a collector's item, I'd say. It's about a man, and his frog, which has been lost, by this other fellow. Hilarity ensues... maybe.

One Man And His Frog 1 by Bazilla 7-28-04

What do you mean "You lost him"? BUTTERCAKES! Stop that. STOP THAT NOW!

One Man And His Frog 2 by Bazilla 7-28-04

Now, I don't know how you lost him, but he couldn't have got far. He could have... He's just a small frog, how could he? BUTTERCAKES!

One Man And His Frog 3 by Bazilla 7-28-04

There he is! ...that's not him. How do you know? ...it's a pebble.

One Man And His Frog 4 by Bazilla 7-28-04

Ah man, I don't know what I'd do without my frog. We've gone through so much. Like that time we both hopped inside the gravy train. And haha, the time we went to a book fair, and he just sat there saying "Readit" at every book. I can't believe you lost him, how could you? BUTTERCAKES!

One Man And His Frog 5 by Bazilla 7-28-04

There he is! There he is! ...pebble again.

To be continued by your own blessing.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I can't believe you made us suffer through five comics worth of unrelenting tension and suspense, and then still left the frog's ultimate fate up in the air.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Baz, you truly live up to the name "Cuntbutter".

Good stuff.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, as demanded, have some more, ye devils.

One Man And His Frog 6 by Bazilla 7-28-04

Where could he be? I've had him too short a while for him to know his way back home. And he's probably hungry. And there's no food left for him. What do you suggest? BUTTERCAKES! That's your answer to everything. Only because it solves everything.

One Man And His Frog 7 by Bazilla 7-28-04

I'VE FOUND IT! If it's another pebble, I'm going to pummel you. No! Look! It's Froggy! ...that's a tadpole. ...and it's dead. STOP HURTING HIS FEELINGS!

One Man And His Frog 8 by Bazilla 7-28-04

I've been here for two days, looking for him and I just can't find him. We've been through so much, and now you've just gone and lost him. Who knows where he could be now? He could be dead, or caught in some contraption, he could be on Broadway all the way in New York, or working for Warner Brothers. And who's to say that I'll ever see him ever again? He's gone, and he could be anywhere and it's ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT! I'm hungry.

One Man And His Frog 9 by Bazilla 7-28-04

Son, I don't know who you think we are. But we've got more important things to do than look for a missing frog. But you don't understand! He's MY frog, and I can't cope without him! And he'll be cold and possibly drowning RIGHT NOW. That may be the case, but regardless, the person, or frog, in this case, has to have been missing for three days before a search begins. Look, you go find him right this instant, or my associate will make you well aware of the suffering I've had to put up with in the past two days. BUTTERCAKES! BUTTERCAKES! BUTTERCAKES! Oh man, fine, I'll find your frog, just shut this thing up.

One Man And His Frog 10 by Bazilla 7-28-04

Well, I've got your damn frog. Um, officer? What, what is it!? ...you've looked for 5 minutes, and all you've found is that pebble. It's the same thing, and this one's easier to clean. I suppose you may be right... but the pebble's rather on the big side.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

And now for the finale segment!

One Man And His Frog 11 by Bazilla 7-28-04

Well, you finally got the pebble you whined an pined for. Are you happy now? Not really, it's more of a monolith than a pebble. And it's more of a pebble than a frog. There's no pleasing some people, is there? BUTTERCAKES!

One Man And His Frog 12 by Bazilla 7-28-04

Oh Gerald. I know you may think I hate you, but it's not that. It's just, you're not as bouncy as my last pet. And you don't do a lot. I offered to play Tic Tac Toe, and it was YOU who didn't do a lot, that time! But you always cheat!

One Man And His Frog 13 by Bazilla 7-28-04

I spy with my little eye something beginning with B... Buttercakes. I spy with my little eye something beginni... Frog. This sucks, let's play ker-plunk.

One Man And His Frog 14 by Bazilla 7-28-04

I'm hungry. You're always hungry. Yet you're always eating. Yeah, well french cuisine isn't very filling, but it's just so nice. ...french cuisine? That's what you live on? Yes. YOU BASTARD!

One Man And His Frog 15 by Bazilla 7-28-04

YOU ATE MY FROG! Did not. Did too. Oh wait... was your frog the one with the long green legs?

I'm lying, that wasn't the finale, this thing's gonna run and run!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

If Booger-Man actually did eat the frog, then I don't see how the series possibly could continue.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I see how it could.. with BUTTERCAKES! >_>;

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.