It's a Dogs Life 1 by FrixFrax 7-28-04

Boy! I just found more of Mrs. Pete underwear in your dog basket, all wet! A dog has to get some pleasures, I opted for weekly sex sessions, but noooooooo Oh is that the door!? Yup, sounded like the door to me! That's it I'm sick of you taking my wife’s clothes off the line and them coming back later all wet! But it wasn't me, it was the dog, the dog!

It's a Dogs Life 2 by FrixFrax 7-28-04

I'm having Brandy over tonight, I want you on your best behavior! Hoping for the big one tonight, eh? Hey maybe we could make it a threesome, you have her front bit and I'll take her leg! Aw, isn't he cute, boo wee boo boo! Lady please, I'm not a baby, I'm a dog! *strokes* Does he bite? Not usually, but if stroke you me there again, I might have to report you for sexual harassment!

It's a Dogs Life 3 by FrixFrax 7-28-04

So how do I use this thing, sure looks good, gotta be 18, so I'm, ah to hell with it, "enter" Welcome to Pet Lust, guy fucks a dog! What the hell are you doing, on pet porn, you sick little dog! Can't a dog have some pleasure in peace? Your under arrest for visiting such sites, as petpornpary.com, and other bestiality sites! But it wasn't me, it was the dog, the dog!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I'm glad you call him "The" Dog, instead of just "Dog." It sounds more impressive, like "The" Batman.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah it's just

"It wasn't me, it was dog, dog!" just doesn't doesn't sound right to me.

But I think

"It wasn't me, it was batman, batman!" does almost work!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

funny shit

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Poor Dog :(

It's a Dogs Life 4 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

Walkies, we're going the Taylor park! No! Not Taylor, that's where all the gay dogs go, no please *whimper* Brandy! Hey! I think Chet is in heat, we took him to one of those breeding places, but the bitch just wasn't his type I guess... Hi, would you like to share my bone? OK then... no funny stuff

It's a Dogs Life 5 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

I dropped it, could go down and pick it up for me! Sure... Oh my god! What the hell is Chet doing to my dog! Oh how cute, they like each other! I'm sorry to have to rape you and all, couldn't resist.. My butt hurts...

It's a Dogs Life 6 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

Well the vet is going to have to check you out, I hope that little experiment with you and Chet is a one off! Hello! Did my face look like I enjoyed that, I was raped! Where is the justice? Ahm so this zee dog, I moost say I have neever, heard of a gay dog beefore, but I shall have to geeve heem the rectal examination! Oh what a joyus day! A hand and dick up my butt! What now a foot? Get moving dog! Oh I forgot, you havn't had anything stuffed up your butt today!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

o_o That is seriously messed up.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I felt sorry for the poor doggy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Since you found so disturbing, I had to do it again O_O Last time, promise.

It's a Dogs Life 7 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

Hey Brandy, no Chet today? No his little play mate, Fido is over for a visit, I thought I'd leave them to get to know each other... In Brandy's house... I dropped my bone, could you pick it up for me? Sure... Hey love doctor, cut the crap or I'm going to go pee-pee on your girlfriends new trainers Hey, coulnd't help but notice, you have new trainers!

It's a Dogs Life 8 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

Yeah, just got them... oh my god what's that n my leg! A dog has to go sometimes and it feels so much better on new trainers... Oh my, HAHAHAHA, bad dog, HAHAHA! That's not funny! Oh my god what the hell is that? Seems like it was more than a pee I needed...

It's a Dogs Life 9 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

I'm so sorry, I just don't know what came over him! Hurry up, it's going on the carpet! Hey there, want some of this juicy delicious bone? Hello Chet, and no I do not want any of your bone! I dropped it could you at least pick it up for me? Sure...

It's a Dogs Life 10 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

Don't worry, I'll be done in a second! Why do I always fall for this? *howl* He got you too? Twice You have to admit, does give you a weird tingling feeling... Is the whole dog population turning gay, jeez!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Merry Christmas!

It's a Dogs Life 11 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

OK, so lets get this over with just think you could be Santa's helper dog! Oh my god, this snow isn't real but it's cold, and who the hell wants to go to Christmas land at the end of July! Welcome to Christmas Land! Has anyone ever told you, you should get a face lift? Well lets go get you to see santa! Woopee

It's a Dogs Life 12 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

Ho, Ho, Ho! You must be my new helper! Your a grown man, in a suit, you come any closer and I'm ripping that off! Well just let me pick you up... I warned him! Mommy! Mommy! I want to go see Santa! Allright, just remember Mommy loves you and your Father hates you, and hopes you die becuase he wont pay my alimony

It's a Dogs Life 13 by FrixFrax 7-29-04

Ho, Ho, Ho! I'm Santa! Your not Santa, MOMMY! SANTA HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! What have I done now? You ripped his suit! This is going out your allowance in doggy treats! Oh oh! I gotta go this tree, looks like a good spot! *sigh* I knew I should have stuck with my lead role in Cats!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

that was disturbing and frightening. o_o

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

WOW, I ruined Christmas and going out to the park in one day... *shudder*

But parks are fun usally wihout dogs getting gay raped.

Christmas is a jolly time of the year for giving and sharing. But Santa is still a fat guy in a suit.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Yes, it is. I've often thought that myself, about how jolly a time of year Christmas is. Not just giving and sharing, but everything just generally seems a lot jollier around Christmas time, even if it's something as simple as taking a shit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

...everything just generally seems a lot jollier around Christmas time, even if it's something as simple as taking a shit.

A jolly shit at that.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.