I'm sorry I didn't officially name this series Pup Fiction. It's such a good title.

Sam Jackson at the Witch's Cove by possums 7-31-04

Alright, Travolta, I'm gon' go talk to the witch that lives here. You just play sentry, ok? Can do. Sup, cracka-ass bitch? Marsellus needs some payment on that shipment you ordered. Weren't you in S.W.A.T.? Don't you say a damn thing.

Sam Jackson Gets Turned into a Dog, Pt. 1 by possums 7-31-04

So let me get this straight... she turned you into a dog? She kept naming all of the movies I've been in that she didn't like. Apparently not everyone has as much respect for Jackie Brown as we do. I hated that- I'ma pretend you ain't sayin' anything!

Doggie Style, Pt. 2 by possums 7-31-04

Alright, what's our next job? We're pretty much free to do whatever we want until Ving calls us up again. Let's get some grub, I'm starving. Is Big Kahuna Burger open? Yeah, but they don't serve doggie chow. I should maul your ass. That's what they said when they saw Battlefield Earth!

Doggie Style, Pt.3 by possums 7-31-04

Sam Jackson, barred from the local burger joint, breaks into a house in an attempt for food. Well, Angina? Did you eat your burger? I didn't eat my burger. Well, where is it? Mmm, mmm, that is a tasty burger! A doggy who talks like the black guy in Star Wars ate it.

Doggy Style, Pt.4 by possums 7-31-04

Alright, Sam, I'd better go in here. People aren't just going to hand over payment to a talking dog. He never saw "Lassie: The Narc Episodes." You better pay up, Jack. DIE, YOU UNMITIGATED SHIT CANAL!!! Jesus Christ, Travolta! He shot you in the head! How are you still standing? It's a technique I picked up in the 70's... it's called "Staying Alive!"

Help us, Augie-Ben Doggy...you're our only hope.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That sounds so familiar that I'm beginning to worry for my anus.